God calls donkey,monkey and the human being and tells donkey he gave him 40 years life and asks if that's enough,donkey says it's too much,will be carrying heavy loads all that life long,then he calls monkey and the same happens.Lastly when he calls the human being,human being finds it so short and he takes 20 years from both donkey and the monkey...So that human beings live 40 years like human beings;after 40 they work like donkeys for their children and the last 20 year passes like a monkey,others tease with them...
They gave the mouse vodka.It jumped and danced.They gave it whisky,it jumped and danced.They gave it Turkish raki.It hit his fist on the table and said:''Bring that cat here.''
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RE: Which one (really just one!) you will like to search in your potential partner?
I thought the sameu read my mind?