My plan is for my son to borrow his friends van put me into a cardboard box/coffin and bring me straight down to the crematorium, that puts a stop to greedy undertakers charging a fortune.
I decided a while ago that I don't want a traditional funeral I want a disposal, I don't want an undertaker to have his pockets filled with cash at the expense of my corpse
I loathe alcohol so I don't want anyone having a piss up and Ising me as an excuse, and I certainly don't want anyone announcing what a lovely person I was and how they loved me, when they really couldn't stand me.
Craftysod Forum Posts (6)
Traditional funeral or disposal. ?
I don't want a memorial service, we'll only be remembered until the next funeral comes along