Jeez that musta brought a little tear to your eye lol.... and the moral would be to use the door I gather?
Mine was on a first meeting with a new guy, I was telling him a very animated (and obviously interesting!)story and I was bouncing about while doing so... when I suddenly and very loudly, expelled some extra wind i'd been holding onto for later... I was mortified in frozen terror, he just laughed, eventually so did I. And prayed for a time machine to rewind the last 5mins of my life -- on reflection it was a good ice-breaker heheh
A gorgeous redhead goes to the doctors and says that her body hurts whenever she touches it, "Impossible!" says the doc, "Show me." The redhead takes her finger and pushed her forhead and screamed, then she pushed her elbowand screamed even more, pushing her ankle she screamed and was close to tears....everywhere she touched made her scream. The doc says to her - " You're not a natural redhead are you?" She replied "No, i'm blonde!" Doc says, "Thought so, your finger's broken!"
Ironic. I just had a conversation with friends and said much of the above to them, I'd closed myself from love half my life, then one day when I didn't expect it I met someone and fell helter skelter style for him, unfortunately he either didn't love me back or just doesn't know how to show it, i'll never be sure, and it no longer matters. So then i'd the choice - either close up again and lick my wounds or embrace the possibility of finding this wonderful thing again, even though it hurts like hel when it doesn't work. Well I of course chose the latter. My words to my mates were so similar to yours...'If I risk nothing at all, I risk everything.' Like I say ironic. Love eh? Great innit!? ;)
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RE: Most embarrassing thing to happen in front of your partner
Jeez that musta brought a little tear to your eye lol.... and the moral would be to use the door I gather?Mine was on a first meeting with a new guy, I was telling him a very animated (and obviously interesting!)story and I was bouncing about while doing so... when I suddenly and very loudly, expelled some extra wind i'd been holding onto for later... I was mortified in frozen terror, he just laughed, eventually so did I. And prayed for a time machine to rewind the last 5mins of my life -- on reflection it was a good ice-breaker heheh