Most embarrassing thing to happen in front of your partner (4)
bristolchappy: I climbed through my kichen window and tried to grab the door slipped and pierced my member with the spike that the window catch went on. OOuch.
Bless her though she took me to hospital after putting bandage on it
At least it saved you the "piercing fee" at the "tattoo/piercing" parlour Bless her though she took me to hospital after putting bandage on it
just hope you had a spare earring handy to pop through it before it healed up again 
Only embarrassing things I do in front of partners is trip up or fall downstairs or escalators.. Not always drunk either when it happens
I'm just naturally clumsy
bristolchappy: I climbed through my kichen window and tried to grab the door slipped and pierced my member with the spike that the window catch went on. OOuch.
Bless her though she took me to hospital after putting bandage on it
Bless her though she took me to hospital after putting bandage on it
Jeez that musta brought a little tear to your eye lol.... and the moral would be to use the door I gather?
Mine was on a first meeting with a new guy, I was telling him a very animated (and obviously interesting!)story and I was bouncing about while doing so... when I suddenly and very loudly, expelled some extra wind i'd been holding onto for later... I was mortified in frozen terror, he just laughed, eventually so did I. And prayed for a time machine to rewind the last 5mins of my life -- on reflection it was a good ice-breaker heheh
Oceanspray: Jeez that musta brought a little tear to your eye lol.... and the moral would be to use the door I gather?
Mine was on a first meeting with a new guy, I was telling him a very animated (and obviously interesting!)story and I was bouncing about while doing so... when I suddenly and very loudly, expelled some extra wind i'd been holding onto for later... I was mortified in frozen terror, he just laughed, eventually so did I. And prayed for a time machine to rewind the last 5mins of my life -- on reflection it was a good ice-breaker heheh
Mine was on a first meeting with a new guy, I was telling him a very animated (and obviously interesting!)story and I was bouncing about while doing so... when I suddenly and very loudly, expelled some extra wind i'd been holding onto for later... I was mortified in frozen terror, he just laughed, eventually so did I. And prayed for a time machine to rewind the last 5mins of my life -- on reflection it was a good ice-breaker heheh
LMAO
That is so funny! 
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Bless her though she took me to hospital after putting bandage on it