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Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Do you know how many girls turned me down before I asked you out

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Oh good, I prettier than you.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Heh, Weirdest thing I'm having this odd urge to take this steak knife and lunge across the table and to jam it into your throat....what's good here?

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

What's your name again?

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

We're staying at home to play scrabble with my mother. She gets REAL WEIRD if I leave her alone....

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Him: would you like to come back to my place for a coffee?
Me: Umm, no thanks
Him: It's okay, I've had a vasectomy.....

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

Since I started taking the prozac you can barely notice the twitch...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: What NOT to say on your first date?

So when to I get too meet ur single friends.

Feb 3, 2009

RE: reasons for pullling profile martin 212

I noticed ur I am back thread..
Never spoke to you before you came back so to me you were new here... Does that make sense...

Hate when I confuse myself this early in the morning..

Feb 3, 2009

RE: How Do You Like Your Toast In The Morning?lol

LOL oh yeah served in bed..... with some strawberries and cream on the side..

forget the man I'll just have the strawberries and cream less messy...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: reasons for pullling profile martin 212

Jaysus it's worse than being in a nursing home they are all dropping like flys...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: reasons for pullling profile martin 212

Hey question are petal and thekid also gone???

Feb 3, 2009

RE: Shopping Prices

always the optimist i see...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: Shopping Prices

AWE BAMBI'S MAMMY IS PRICELESS...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: Sweet Velvet

Their dancing till you get back SV...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: How Do You Like Your Toast In The Morning?lol

Under the grill toasted on one side and then buttered on the toasted side...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: I am Snoopy.

I is elmo... (would prefer the be a pink elephant...

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Feb 3, 2009

RE: Pictures In Profiles

I used to have a pic up, but took it down after I started using this in work as admin can see my profile, but i am happy to e-mail pics to guys... I have nothing to hide men are just a very untrusting bunch...
I also have recieved alot of messages because of my posts on forums most can see from them I am genuine and just here for a luagh...

But hey if you wouldn't mail somebody without a pic dats you choice to do so...

Feb 3, 2009

RE: reasons for pullling profile martin 212

Only here to say like the new pic nuala...

OPJan 30, 2009

Anybody doing anything exciting for the weekend????

OPJan 30, 2009

Anybody doing anything exciting for the weekend????

No No You Can't Loose faith..

Oh Oh Pink elephants to distract you from this train of thought..

I am too picky I truct nobody at all ever and I have commitment issues and even I believe there is somebody from little old fruit bat me...

OPJan 30, 2009

Anybody doing anything exciting for the weekend????

Go on soon enough they'll be low enough to get a date... very slim pickings lately... LOL

The town nut case is even looking fruitful ...

Jan 30, 2009

RE: A new career for Puggles ...what do you think ladies?

It's my scooter I can't understand why everybody says it his...

OPJan 30, 2009

Anybody doing anything exciting for the weekend????

I am sure you could pick up some company and a date in a heart beat..

Jan 30, 2009

RE: whats your signal?

I give the Coy Smile, flirtatious smile, smile and then looks down shyly but i not shy at all so it doesn't really work..

OPJan 30, 2009

Anybody doing anything exciting for the weekend????

tell him to get a taxi and get ur glad rags on and get out on the town..

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