pretty, shmetty, is she worth it? If it's the right woman, durned tootin' I'll go through all of the above just for the reward of what's on the opposite end of the spectrum.
1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying F*cKYOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Researchers have found that the song "Staying Alive" by the BeeGees is the perfect song to perform CPR to. The recommended speed for CPR is 100 beats (compressions) per minute, and "Staying Alive" clocks in at 103 BPM.
When I went to vote the other day, I was at a quandary as to which of the candidates was the "least worse" to run the country. You weigh the pros and cons of each one judging by their track record, what they've said they'd do and whether or not they've delivered on their promises... then you vote on which one you hope will run the country without f*cking it up too badly... Helluva choice....
I'm hoping this sends the message to him, "parliament isn't running the way you want it to, so you hold an election and waste a bunch of money, winding up in pretty much the same place you were before. Waa-Waa-Boo-Hoo. Suck it up princess. Grow a pair and do the job you were elected to do."
Next time there's an election, here's what I propose. Have a box where voters can select "none of the above" if that is the winning vote, chuck out all the old candidates and bring us someone who can deliver on their promises.
If not for the fact that he was / is a quasi-celebrity, who would know or care? There are hundreds of similar (if not more heinous) crimes being committed every day by persons of lesser stature, you never hear it in the news.....
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Four ears???? 
COOOOLLL! 
RE: Songs they don't play hospitals:
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis