Looking back, Butlins Mosney (the name of the area the camp is in) was the biggest kip. There was always trouble. But it was a wonderland to a kid during the boring Summer holidays.
If we couldn't get decent leisure facilities in this country during the Celtic Tiger years, we're hardly likely to now....sad
Vinny Gambini: Now. Mrs. Riley, and only Mrs. Riley. [Judge Chamerlain gives Vinny an ugly look, Vinny hols up 2 fingers on his right hand again] Vinny Gambini: How many fingers am I holding up now? Constance Riley: [Squinting, trying to see the fingers] 4. Vinny Gambini: [Coming back to Mrs. Riley] What do you think now dear? Constance Riley: Thinkin' of gettin' thicker glasses.
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Before I get slated, no offence meant to any person blonde or otherwise
Blonde Mortician > > > > A man who just died is delivered to a local > mortuary > wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. > The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife > how > She would like the body dressed. She points out > that the > man does look good in the black suit he is already > wearing. > > The widow, however, says that she always thought > her > husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants > him in > a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank > check > and says, 'I don't care what it costs , but please > have my > husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' > > The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her > delight, she finds her husband dressed in a > gorgeous blue > suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him > perfectly. > > She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm > very > satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very > grateful. > How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the > blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. > > 'There's no charge,' she says. > > 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of > that > exquisite blue suit!' she says. > > 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost > nothing. You > see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's > size was > brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he > was > wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife > if she > minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit > instead, > and she said it made no difference as long as he > looked > nice.' > > 'So I just switched the heads.' > > BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!
The original intention of the thread was to poke fun at two people one of which had a fake profile with a picture of a foot. The second is someone who is very offensive and crude in most of his posts. So for my input I'm not apologising either.
Some people can be hypersensitive which is a bit hypocritical as they can be quite nasty in putting others down in some of their own posts
I think i mentioned it in my intro thread ...must check. I don't really know many here at all just read some threads and picked up on things. Sorry if I've been over familiar, was just jumping right in
Yeah was here for a few weeks last year. I didn't do the forums tho. It's such a laugh. I was hazelnut then but couldn't get that username this time as it waqs taken.
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RE: butlins, mosney
Looking back, Butlins Mosney (the name of the area the camp is in) was the biggest kip. There was always trouble.But it was a wonderland to a kid during the boring Summer holidays.
If we couldn't get decent leisure facilities in this country during the Celtic Tiger years, we're hardly likely to now....sad