why couldn't the two of you tag team me like this in reality? your quite the duo, the pair of you!! i promise to have a drink with you before the weekend is over tell the kizzmeister to keep that beer ice-cold!!
a national university study just released has determined that beer contains female hormones. hops contain (phytoestrogens) female hormones and by drinking enough beer men turn into women.
to test the theory 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each over a 2 hour time period.
it was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
(1)argued over nothing (2)refused to apologize even when obviously wrong (3)gained weight (4)talked excessively without making sense (5)became overly emotional (6)couldn't drive (7)had no sense of direction (8)failed to think rationally
JOKE