undateable

you know when your in a bar at the end of the night and you see the most uglyest over weight person at the end of the counter and you say trying to make smal talk so how are you dooing? and they reply sorry your not my type laugh dunno

younger men . women

like i said at the start of this post women want men 20 years younger and from what i can geather men want younger againconfused i dont know why its mutch easyeer to chat someone your age i find and at our age lets face it there is more chatrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

younger men . women

realy? and younger women?? I think for what its worth younger men/women give you a bad name and then like me you become undateable who would want someone who wants to be young again? nah id rather my own age trouble is women my age wants youngerdunno maybe il have better luck when im 60 rolling on the floor laughing

younger men . women

no Im not looking but if i was i would rather my age or a bit older altho groucho marks said your as old as the woman you feel so im nothing at the moment

younger men . women

What is with the new trend here? I am over 50 and looking for someone 30 ish but no players?I know Ive been away frome here a bit but realy a woman looking for a man half her age? and men looking for women a year ounger rolling on the floor laughing no realy professor Should real life not apply here to? someone way younger is after something and its not everlasting love.I know why im here I came here it was to meet my own aged people but they all want younger??? why???

long distance

i wonder tho i once followed a woman that i was dating to scotland that was very hard altho i must say one hour frome here to the airport and about 40 minuits to glasgow dunno but when you arent local other intrests come alonglaugh well she was rightlaugh so im thinking from what im geeting from you that distance dating is only for the more determent of us and if i cant stand the heat etc etcdunno dunno

long distance

you have everything in hand maybe il look further afield again but its the time it takes to get to know people you could travel miles for months and discover your not right for one another atleast local you meet more often and know quicker
dunno

long distance

yes point taken petrol is so costly these days but then realy we are here cos we looked around our own patch and lets face it everyone we would date is with someone so i dont mind traveling if we have time togeather and if we have to work the odd sat like i do well next week we make more time its workable dunno but its a hell of an effort for both

long distance

that is a verry intresting point professor and well taken but i supose both of you have the weekends off? it would be strange to drive to limrick just to turn round and go home again dunno altho iv done that for 2 yearsconfused

long distance

jasus you live in donegal and go to corkdunno no realy i was wondering i did date a woman in dublin and she worked when i was off and when id go up there we only had minuits togeather blues that didnt workdunno dunno

long distance

yes of course i agree but say i want to date someone in donegall thats like 3 hours from here and then she works saturdays aswell and i have to be home at six on subdaydunno maybe dublin would be nearerlaugh sory mary your too far awaydunno

where is all the auldones gone

yes had to get a few running repairs myself but i never left ye i stuck by ya ib thick and thin wops bits falling off hererolling on the floor laughing

long distance

no point in posting here i see the children are playing here againcheers

long distance

so how does that work dunno if i met someone in cork or dublin or donegallconfused sure id be on the road all the time yawn

dear frankie

you are in the wrong section you belong in the comedy or possibley the looser sectionrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

dear frankie

i notice there is no help with problems on this site like other sitesdunno so maybe ye can help me with a sort of problem about a year ago a woman walked into my local and stood beside me so i got her a drink and had small talk and after a few drinks she vanished now every saturday night she comes inn and stands right beside me so i get her a drink confused well im buying one for myself anyway the problem is people think she is my girlfriend and she is not confused whats she doingdunno should i tell her to go away or maybe best if i get a different localdunno

daiting twins

now for those of you never dated idintical twins here is a bit of good advice dontconfused yes it can be verry challanging to know mary from rose as i have found out laugh no this time il wait to see how many more of you had that wonderfull expierencebanana

where is all the auldones gone

and your so perfect confused your here at the geek cafe you cant find a real one so you looking for cyber love we invinted sites like this so you can respect and use them

where is all the auldones gone

when i came here first i was 46 and i was a member of severall dating sites at that time and most people here id meet on other sites now i kept in touch with friends my age up to last year confused what happens at 50dunno most of them vanished off here except the american women i was chatting is it an irish thingdunno do we older folk lie down nd die past 50dunno or do we just get sence and realise we are loosers to be on a dating site atall sure in the old days we met at dances and far better that was you asked yourwan out to dance and she either said yes or no here you put up your cv oh wait they call it a profile then if you get chosen you go for the interview dunno how can you be yourself under thst stressconfused

RE: Heating Help

you called me the plummer make sure your water is onn try your tap if thats ok look at your burner and see if there is a red light onn if not try your trip awitchthumbs up thumbs up

what would you say is the perfect partner

time to hide again i reckon for matbe a month or yearrolling on the floor laughing

what would you say is the perfect partner

no 10 for me well who will do the washing if shes gone?rolling on the floor laughing

what would you say is the perfect partner

how can you have everything this is earth not hevenrolling on the floor laughing

RE: THE WW THREAD

well deprnds on how active you are as a rabbit in this life with all the vitimans in veg well why you think rabbits eat so mutch veg?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is your biggest laughable fear.....

someone asking me out on a date what woulf i do thenrolling on the floor laughing

RE: FOLLOW WITH LAST LETTER OF PREVIOUS WORD AGH!!!!

horsedunno

size matters

why is size more important to women than men? when i was younger i had a bigger one and i had no problem getting a date but now im older and it has got smaller well i dont seem to be able to keep a woman verry long but i know it will get bigger again it always does what am i talking about? my bank account of course rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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