majorblu Forum Posts (12)

RE: GOING TO MARRY FOR THE 5TH TIME

Any one who maries for a fifth time, either has serious head problems OR is a really, really slow learner or perhaps both!
I would recommend you go see a head doctor, maybe see two or three head doctors all at the same time....lol

RE: GOING TO MARRY FOR THE 5TH TIME

RE: Are you intimidated by a professional female?

I am not intimidated by professional females.
I do, however agee with some of the comments from the males here, What's her's is her's and what's your's is her's..only tooo true.
What happened to equal rights?
When are the females going to advocate for thier right to go to face canflict, get thier bodies shot to pieces, or other wise maimed?
After all they have for centuraries, benefitted from us guys efforts, to maintain the freedoms and liberties our ladies enjoy.
NOW it's thier turn... NO No No, ladies, just because you THINK you are not capale of fighting in wars, conflict, does'nt meen it is so. If you can pull a trigger, bleed to death when your body is shot to pieces, YOU CAN fight to maintain our freedoms.
Have a nice day. Any professional female soldiers out there?
I would like to meet a real woman, not a snooty sook!

RE: Partners cost too much???

Gotta go guys, hafta thro up the windex on the thro out pillows and get rid of the silk sheets..it's been fun..take care all.

RE: Partners cost too much???

The Partridge family, what a turn on.. not...lol

RE: Partners cost too much???

ther're thro pillows mate, so us guys acn thro em out, when she's not home, and plaed ignorance as ther're absence when she asks where they've gone tooo...
Got a belt around the ear last time i tried to do this..it did'nt work ...d'oh!

RE: Partners cost too much???

Of course all apliances must match, colour and all that decor sort of stuff....
But I like my beer fridge as it is, it's covered in graffiti, you can't put it out in the shed, it's a historical thing for a bloke, besides it's got all my girl freinds phone number written on it...

RE: Partners cost too much???

I don' think you can drink degreaser, bit if you did, your inside wold be really clean, I wonder if it is better than laxatives...

RE: Partners cost too much???

Yeah, i think it is sold world wide???, windex that is...

RE: Partners cost too much???

Summerauer71, when i say maaan, I mean it as a oxymoron, it applies to girls too, just thought I would clear that up.

RE: Partners cost too much???

Windex will make you go blue mate if you drink it, but then again, mm, I've some in my cupboard, you've given me bad ideas maaan, it's cheaper than scotch....

RE: Partners cost too much???

bugga the blow dryer, I've a two stroke blow vac I use to blow the leaves off the concrete paths around my house with, she can use ths to blow dry her hair...lol