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RE: utter randomness

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

RE: utter randomness

Recently someone sent me a huge pile of snow. Then called me up and asked, "Did you get my drift?"

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

laters
bunny!!

RE: utter randomness

I asked a friend if he was aware that diarrhea was hereditary. He immediately replied "No, it isn't," and proceeded to explain why. I interrupted him with "Sure it is, it runs in the jeans."

RE: utter randomness

I plead contemporary insanity.

RE: Why cant people hold their knife and fork properly?

Ow

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

See.

RE: Why cant people hold their knife and fork properly?

Ooo right..
I forget how this place is like flypaper for freaks.

It's kinda fun though.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

three

RE: Why cant people hold their knife and fork properly?

In my imagination... I'm thinking somewhat like how my nephew ate when he was 3.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

And I'm sure some people want to know...
do you wear the cheerleader outfit too?
laugh

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

Unlike high school. Alot of us talk to the people we like without a care for those who disagree.

I myself have never had an issue with you, nor has many others here who do talk with you.
You are bright and funny to us, and say some clever things.
So we like you. And will associate with you because of that.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

well if everyones having fun. then let me play too.

ahem.
Q: Where do Bonsai trees come from?
A: Bonsai trees are just baby trees, not fully grown, with proper care, you'll eventually get an redwood. See, when two trees care about each other very much, they show that they care by 'special' hugging, and cross pollination.
Then, in a few months, a baby tree is born.
That is a bonsai.
But you better wait until you are really and truely in love and over 18 kiddo!

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

People think that?

Weird...
Especially with that last one.
That one would be hard to find anything about anyone in it...
who wears long johns with little bum flaps?

Oh wait...
IT does get cold here in winter.....

rolling on the floor laughing

I'm liking them though, they are cute. ( the dittys, not the bum showing long johns )

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

Dj, that depends entirely on what you are remembering about them.
Such as.. when they last had a potty break... that's creepy.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

Now who really loses their undies?
I know where mine are at all times.

tongue
Silly girl, have you checked the laundry?

( btw, cute little ditty, I've never heard it before )

RE: why do men contact a woman from a very long distance on these sites

Quite right.

I like the people I've met here.
I like talking to them and being able to just be me.
I wasn't here to find my 'soulmate' but if perchance he's out there. I don't really care how far.
Even if it's more south then I would have initially desired.
lol

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

Then I hope when you get back, you have at least some prezzies.
You deserve a gift or 20.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

Happy Birthday big guy.
Enjoy it. Eat Cake.
Get free stuff from all your friends and family.
cake balloons party hat

RE: The Person Below Me

Blue smarties are smurf poo.

TPBM Is wondering how much more weirdness is out there

RE: The Person Below Me

I don't know about warnings.
Since I am a ninja, they don't even suspect me.
I'm baker ninja!!
TPBM has thought about the awesome, and cannot achieve it yet.

RE: The Person Below Me

Maybe, I have shown men how to do their own laundry as well as the different washing settings, like 'delicates'.

TPBM Is in the middle of a good book.

RE: just to vent....

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have we nothing better to talk about?

bouquet
It was the only other one I could remember!!

laugh

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

something dirty? laugh

RE: Have we nothing better to talk about?

Awwww

RE: Have we nothing better to talk about?

What's broken?
omg
do I need to worry?

RE: Have we nothing better to talk about?

umm. *thinkthinkthink*
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool,
And to do that well craves a kind of wit.

RE: say SOMETHING, anything... la troisieme partie

laugh

I like the rain too, but it's cold out now. And I don't relish the thought of pneumonia.

RE: Have we nothing better to talk about?

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour!

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