1) 43% of pollers are sure they are not going to get laid 2) 22% say "maybe" . let me ask you this how many "maybe getting laid chances" have actually led to anything good?..lets say half of them get lucky. So 11% will still be using either batteries or plain old god-given "hand" and WILL NOT wash their hands (dont you love a firm hand shake ! but i digress...) 3) 8% will use batteries. 4) 27% are sure they WILL get laid. you dont think, realistically, someone in that 27% has made a false claim ?Apart from that , some will have last minute emergency work at the office on the weekend, some will have a fight with their mate, so thats done as well, and most importantly some males will not be able to "get it up" .... ummm performance anxiety they say, and some females will just have a "dry attitude " towards the whole weekend.lets say 5% out of 27% end up using batteries, hands, horns, mobile phones, mouse pads, socks, pens, cucumbers, bananas, banana skin , rabbits (not the animal! ) and so on (the list goes on , i am gonna create a poll for that, i think )
So then if 43%+11%+8%+5% = 67% (which could be a conservative estimate) which means roughly 70% of the folks out there are not gonna get laid.
question : doesn't that mean that the majority of the people have a common goal ? (all you nay-sayers, I am not even listening :)... ) I say , first of all , stop talking to anyone with whom you can't get laid, atleast until the weekend. Don't waste your time in any gibberish, only make friends with whom you can get laid.
All you gotta do now is go to your newly made friend's house and be your self (in a good way !) flowers would help, wine will help. while you're there if you notice things like and .. you have found the road to
Lammycool, I agree! and if you open yourself up a bit and let nature or life do its dance .... you will be in for a spectacular experience! sometimes one gets hurt other times its joy. just don't take "being hurt" too personally. Nothing good usually comes out of "feeling hurt". Take that feeling and learn from it. easier said than done !
What have I done crazy lately? ...ok here's a true story from 2 weeks ago.....
well sometime back, we had a lot of snow in New Jersey (U.S.), almost a foot and a half (i know some people from some countries would say , "oh thats nothing!",umm for me and where i live .. its a lot ! ). But I digress, so I was unexpectedly invited by a friend (male )for a dinner. Since it had snowed all day, my car was stuck in the parking lot outside my house and I had been shoveling snow for a good 30 minutes. It was getting me tired, cranky and I was, unwillingly, knee deep in snow. Suddenly my phone rang, it was not from a familiar number but I picked up anyways. A woman said "hello" (this is all she said but I sensed some anxiety in her voice)and I quickly realized that she had the wrong number and I said " awww.. you have the wrong number ,right? Without saying anything, she hung up the phone and called me again within a few seconds. This time around I decided to start talking to her as if she was my friend, right off the bat! so without waiting, as soon as I picked up her call I said " hey , is everything ok ?, you seem a bit anxious ? I wanna be Dr Phil for just 2 minutes ( a celebrity doctor in U.S dealing with relationships, psychology etc ) and since i don't know you at all, I am not going to judge you or anything .... and so you can say anything you want! "
That evening I ended up coming back from the dinner early and we spent 3 more hours on the phone that night ...... now we're webcam buddies ! (that's it no more details :)
nope! I joined like 4 days ago and there is a pin drop silence here. A couple of crows(real birds, no puns intended!)did balk outside my window but other then that nothing yet. My skepticism could grow with time . trying to be active in the community as you can see.....
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RE: will u get laid this weekend?
As per the results at this time :1) 43% of pollers are sure they are not going to get laid
2) 22% say "maybe" . let me ask you this how many "maybe getting laid chances" have actually led to anything good?..lets say half of them get lucky. So 11% will still be using either batteries or plain old god-given "hand" and WILL NOT wash their hands (dont you love a firm hand shake ! but i digress...)
3) 8% will use batteries.
4) 27% are sure they WILL get laid. you dont think, realistically, someone in that 27% has made a false claim ?Apart from that , some will have last minute emergency work at the office on the weekend, some will have a fight with their mate, so thats done as well, and most importantly some males will not be able to "get it up" .... ummm performance anxiety they say, and some females will just have a "dry attitude " towards the whole weekend.lets say 5% out of 27% end up using batteries, hands, horns, mobile phones, mouse pads, socks, pens, cucumbers, bananas, banana skin , rabbits (not the animal! ) and so on (the list goes on , i am gonna create a poll for that, i think )
So then if 43%+11%+8%+5% = 67% (which could be a conservative estimate) which means roughly 70% of the folks out there are not gonna get laid.
question : doesn't that mean that the majority of the people have a common goal ? (all you nay-sayers, I am not even listening :)... )
I say , first of all , stop talking to anyone with whom you can't get laid, atleast until the weekend. Don't waste your time in any gibberish, only make friends with whom you can get laid.
All you gotta do now is go to your newly made friend's house and be your self (in a good way !) flowers would help, wine will help. while you're there if you notice things like