A police officer pulls over a speeding car and the officer says: " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir".
The driver says: "Gee officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating".
Not looking up from her knitting the Wife says, "Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control".
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls: "Can’t you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says: "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did dear".
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth: "Dammit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says: "And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt sir, that’s an automatic $75 fine".
The driver says: "Yeah..well, you see officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket".
The wife says: "Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving".
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks: "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP??!!"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks: "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?"
Thank you for the offer. I will leave it as it is. I do not want my landlord to blame me or charge me if something goes wrong if I were to fix it... If need be, I will pay for an electrician, then send him the bill.
A mail from a 26 year old guy, asking if I want to watch him on cam............and also pointing out that I don't need a webcam to watch him...................what the fudge?!
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Absolutely!Lovely pics hun. Those are beauties. Such a shame I get seasick lol