Omurchuwho Forum Posts (192)

RE: Psycho dates ...................... !!!

note to self : Avoid NV and WTY

unless Crazy eyed Hagar the Persian Warrior comes out...thats normally after 2 bottles of whiskey though

Benjie the crier often comes out looking for sympathy after 1 glass of wine ....then is cheered up by pill popping dj Steve


wonder do dogs have split personalities too

RE: Psycho dates ...................... !!!

I can Vouch for NV on this and if thats not good enough for you , you can ask my paranoid skitzo personality

RE: Psycho dates ...................... !!!

Why would you date another Psycho after having had one before

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

To anyone who would of been curious i decided not to smoke last night the smell from the first persons breath was to be polite friggin terrible.....instead i woke up this morning still with the unopened packet in my jacket pocket and just gave them to next doors teenage son....He smokes and drinks so im sure he will appreciate them ..Two good things done and the day is only starting ..

Oh and before anyone asks...the lad next door is 16 so hes old enought to smoke

RE: Palefaces

You Know when you read a persons profile ...


Do you read it out loud the odd time and speak in the accent of where that persons from..

I cant stop doing that ... I Just read a lass from Polands Profile and i spoke with a russian voice(i know its not polish but cmon the spy films only done one accent)

Also a Woman from London i spoke as though she was from Eastenders and any American i just talk like marilyn manroe...Mr pwesident

Tell me im not on my own here

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Hiya again....oh and thanks to some people on here who know me.. im very moved

Sorry bestbefore but some of my kids were playing up and im trying to get ready to go out whilst dealing with family issues ...

Ive got the other cigarettes in my pocket and will make the decision later on when im in the pub wether to go outside or not..ive binned the Embassy ones i opened earlier as the Smell was a bit off putting ...

Remember im only going to smoke as its where the single ladies tend to go for a chat every so often and in a confined space people tend to talk about the weather or anything but its amazing when 5-6 Women go outside 10-20 guys quickly follow

Now fingers crossed the kids will be good or more smacks will be issued and ill let you know hopefully later on how i get on....

RE: Anyone but Bono

Hi Hem Hope the job search is going good in the UK .

On the Topic of Irish Writers,,,,,

I believe they should of all been drowned at birth....How many times i was beat at school for not remembering some crappy poem or peice of Literture i dont know....

What good has it ever done listening to some silly poem ..Now That Shakespeare fella should be dug up and pooed on too.....

Was he on Anti Depressants or something

RE: Palefaces

Chat threads..im thinking about starting to smoke ....

I wont use my trolls yet but be warned ...there in hiding NOT !

RE: Palefaces

Ive just been accused of being a troll on the intls


gonna have to get my Troll friends to give em hell now....

Perfect peter :
Im 24 and a mechanical engineer ..My trolldom allows me to swear and take the piss...i use 1 line sentences and always try to pretend im Foriegn

WendyDay
Im a Nurse and quite attractive ,ive 1 child and can be very emotional ..I will use girlie tactics and get other women to defend me by becoming emotional and using the Girl Card

Old JOE

I offer friendship to people and subtley retrieve information from them which i can use in the future....everyone trusts an old guy and returns my respect...I often calm situations down and people now trust me enough to add me onto their facebook..even though ive never met them hahahaha


Just dont know who to use

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

But you cant offer them to other people Can You

RE: Anyone but Bono

Nahhh all of them ones are Crap Arthur Guinness now he should of been nominated

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Have you read your profile recently or anyone elses ..

when you read the Smoking section...a lot of people have ticked the box as :

Socially

Thats on the Profile option of this site so it must still be seen as a social event ....

off to have a gander at your now

RE: "alli" does it work?

That is weird since ive been doing Pelvic thrusts and door walks every day for 8 weeks and have noticed i have a small 6 pack strong pecks but have increased my weight by 8lbs ...

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Its nearly the Same for me ...Im looking for a way to break down the barrier of meeting people...By offering a cigarette it is a quick introduction and you can pick who you wish to offer a cigarette to.....They can also choose wether to accept or not...
An Ice breaker so to say

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Thats another point isnt it

Do Cigarettes have a Brand Culture like say a Red Wine ....

If you buy a bottle of wine for €3 your probally a cheap skate...if you spend more you become Sophistcated and there is a Snobbery involved when discussing Wines...

Does this apply to Cigarettes

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Not a problem..have to pop out for a while but look forward to some more good Advice

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Youve Hit it on the Nail....Its because i dont want to try all the brands out there..im sure there are some that are bad but surely by going for the more popular Cigarette ive picked what previous smokers have decided to be the nicest and least harmfull

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Im a non smoker now ..there was one bit of good advice about taking cigaretes with me to be social but not to smoke ....Ill ponder on that while im walking the Dog

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Oh yes Definetly Cigarettes ....Drugs are a bit too harmfull i think and addictive

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

I never said Again

I cant see how it would be Contraversial if ive kind of made the decision to start smoking and just want to find the most popular brand...I think of it as picking a beer that i like compared to other beers that i dont like..if that makes sense

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Thats Cheating besides if i remember Passive Smoking is supposed to be worse than Normal Smoking....im not sure though to be honest

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

The Brakes on the Train have to stop sometime and why not experiment with the UnKnown ....

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

I couldnt handle a Cigar ...too Powerfull on the lungs

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Hiya Bb ..its just for the Social aspect ..Smokers have to stand outside pubs clubs etc nowadays and by sharing/offering a cigarette its a good way to meet new people

Im thinking about Starting to Smoke and need Advice

Ive been thinking about starting to smoke but am unsure which brand to start with for taste/smell and also require a brand that will be easy to other Smokers as well ..

Any Suggestions

RE: platoon........sound track what thoughts do u have of this

To my Shame i must admit to Smoking Marijuna (but not inhaling it ) with some mates after a days drinking and giving blow backs through a rifle like in the film ....

I wasnt as stable then as i am now

Not going to mention the deer hunter and the Chicken Game ..with a hand Gun not a Real life chicken....Still have Proof of the Losers in the Back Garden

Its terrible but when you see Fun things like that in Films sometime your going to want to re enact them if an oppurtunity presents itself .....

Did i tell you i lost my Rifle Licence last year after i went to see "Empty Your Rifle On Christmas Shoppers "

Oh Christmas is coming up again...Maybe i Can reApply

Where to go Shopping Though

RE: moving to France ohhh la la :)

ahhhh I had thought it was Allo but hellooo makes much better sense

RE: moving to France ohhh la la :)

Can you speak any French Yet Phoenix

Ive always wanted to know how to say : Hello and Goodbye in French
Long time no see

RE: Anyone but Bono

I think youll find they were on about Billy Connolly aka the big Yin

RE: Anyone but Bono

Is that cos they liked Public Transport