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aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK

Just putting myself out there...

any thoughts?
Oct 12, 2013 5:50 PM CST
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About me and who I'm looking for
About me: please don't message me just saying "Hi"... if you've read my profile you should be able to say something more than that... give me something to work with... (also it'll help me weed out the scammers)

introverted & cautious (when i'm not being a thoughtless extrovert)
on welfare & taking meds for anxiety.
(i'm a real catch)

not the most exciting person in the world, i spend my days browsing the net, drinking, & watching movies.



if i show up on WVM it's probably because i found your pic attractive/interesting (/i liked your boobs laugh)
or maybe i was just curious.
i hope you're braver than me & initiate contact as i'm usually too insecure to.

my girlfriend left me in 2006. we'd been together 7yrs. she was my 1st, but not my only gf (we had breaks inbetween).
i stopped hanging out with my "friends" around the same time (i got tired of trying to be someone i'm not) & since then i've spent the last few years in isolation, turning to the internet where i could be somewhat anonymous & with that anonymity be more honest about myself.

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde

asides from all this seriousness i love comedy, in movies & stand up. some of the books i like are biographies of comedians... i believe that in every great comedian there is a profound awareness & with that awareness... sadness.
(some of my favorite dramatic actors are/have also been comedians)

i like:

music


movies




I love animals.
(Meet Mister Kitty)



my youtube channel


my okcupid profile


pinterest


"Artists use lies to tell the truth" - Alan Moore

I'm looking for: Someone i feel comfortable around. Someone calm, patient, & intelligent.

must LOVE The Simpsons!

"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we've been through that and this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late" - Bob Dylan

"Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink." - Mark Twain

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." - Dorothy Parker

"One person's curiousity is another's heresy" - Derren Brown

"Constant, abrasive irritation produces the pearl: it is a disease of the oyster. Similarly, the artist is a disease of society." - Kenneth Tynan

"The word's supression gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness." - Lenny Bruce on the "N-Word"

"No-one stalks me so i drink" - Vanilla Sky

"We're busy doing nothing, working the whole day through,
trying to find lots of things not to do.
We're busy going nowhere, isn't it such a crime?
we'd like to be unhappy but we never do have the time." - Busy doing nothing

"Life is a tragedy up close & a comedy from afar" - Charlie Chaplin

"Study the science of art. Study the art of science.
Learn to see that everything connects to everything else" - Leonardo Da Vinci

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains." - Rorschach, Watchmen

"God is consciousness.. and we are all god, trying to realize our full potential" - Bill Hicks



my blogs

aScottishGuy82

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - J. Krishnamurti
I am a:
36 yr-old man
Seeking:
seeking woman, 25-40
Location:
Croydon, Surrey, England, UK, Western Europe
Last Online:
Aug 17
Height:
6' 2"  (188 cm)
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Hair Color:
Red
Eye Color:
Gray
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Scots-Irish
Education:
Some College
Learned very little from school. Spent my time playing soccer, cutting classes, & fantasizing about girls.
Religion:
Agnostic
looking to bridge the gap between science & spirituality
Occupation:
Student
Happily unemployed. I spend my days following my own curiousities
Income:
Less than $25,000
Smokes:
Never
Drinks:
Regularly
Marital Status:
Never Married
Has Kids:
No
Wants Kids:
Not Sure
Looking for:
Long-term Dating
Sign:
Pisces Pisces
My Match Info
Seeking:
seeking woman, 25-40
Located:
Anywhere
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Hair:
Any
Eyes:
Any
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian, Hispanic/Latino, Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander, Mixed Race
Education:
Any
Religion:
Atheist, Agnostic, Buddhist/Taoist, Hindu, New Age, Non-religious, Spiritual but not religious, Other Religion
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Smokes:
Any
Drinks:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Has kids:
Any
Wants kids:
Any
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Profile Reviews & Comments for aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
"Dude, I don't know how to say this without it sounding offensive but it's certainly not my intention. I just want to give honest feedback coz I have nothing to gain or lose from this!

The information you have about yourself makes you look like a teenager who hasn't fully matured as yet. You also don't give a potential partner hope of a better future. People may be willing to give you a chance in life (whether in a relationship or any life situation), despite your past, if you show some potential for the future. Perhaps say something about what your future plans are.

I'm very perceptive because of my profession as an investigator and I can definitely see that you are a deep thinker but not everybody is going to read between the lines like me. Try to say some positive things and show your strength as a thinker by writing some of your own thoughts rather than just quotes from famous people. Oh and leave out some stuff like, "I like your boobs". I know that you intended it as a joke but in the context of all other information you have on there it contributes to that perception of immaturity.

I hope I wasn't too harsh!

Regards

Len "
Nov 13, 2013 10:40 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
"Duuuuuuuuuude....

I feel so silly for writing the very serious review above! I was new to profile reviews at the time and didn't know that you were using profile reviews to make yourself more visible. I saw the one with close on 200 replies and finally realized that it wasn't the reviews you were after.

I have to say that you are a LEGEND lol

I noticed a few women on there who love that whole vulnerable care-free and honest vibe you have going on. I have taken a lesson in online dating sites *walking away backwards and bowing with 2 hands straight up*

(I am making amends with this free bump)

Len"
Nov 13, 2013 10:41 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
"You're right Len.

Its not the reviews at all they're after on here.

I made the same mistake.

:)

Scottishguy at least you've put up enough info and pictures.
Any one really responding to you will not have too much surprises i think.

Good luck

Rogerzoekt"
Nov 13, 2013 10:42 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
thanks for the comments guys
Nov 13, 2013 10:42 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
bumpitty bump bump BUMP!
Nov 18, 2013 5:19 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
that time again
Nov 23, 2013 3:53 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
me again wave
Nov 29, 2013 11:29 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
do tha bump! dancing

come on people, help me out here!
Dec 3, 2013 1:42 PM CST
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
XxSouLsEaRcHerxX
Blanchardstown, Dublin Ireland
Your Profiles Grand Bro.....

You Have a Sense Of Humour... Goes A Long Way....
Dec 3, 2013 8:34 PM CST
LuckyFreshMentos
LuckyFreshMentos
Auburndale, Massachusetts USA
9 comments
There's another Scotsman and he has lots of tattoos.

Competition.
Dec 7, 2013 2:29 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
thanks for the messages guys
Dec 10, 2013 7:18 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
thanks for the messages guys
Dec 10, 2013 7:18 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
buh-uhmp angel
Dec 15, 2013 12:49 PM CST
Dolores88
Dolores88
Kaufman, Texas USA
2 comments
Handsome guy. :)
Dec 15, 2013 3:05 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
lol, thanks dolores. i like your pic. nice to meet you beer
Dec 20, 2013 1:33 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
merry xmas guys, hope you had a good one
Dec 25, 2013 8:37 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
and a happy new year grin
Dec 30, 2013 1:47 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
and a happy new year grin
Dec 30, 2013 1:47 AM CST
danielangelvega
danielangelvega
round rock, Texas USA
Sup bump ahead
Dec 31, 2013 9:30 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
Jan 5, 2014 2:02 AM CST
danielangelvega
danielangelvega
round rock, Texas USA
Bump! Just helping !
Jan 5, 2014 12:18 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
thanks daniel =P
Jan 9, 2014 2:39 PM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
so....

yeah....

hi wave
Jan 14, 2014 8:56 AM CST
aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82
Croydon, Surrey, England UK
168 comments
me again wave
Jan 18, 2014 4:31 PM CST
Maluenda
Maluenda
BUFFALO, New York USA
33 comments
Got to say, at least your honest, and seem to be pretty funny. That is in your favor.
Jan 19, 2014 10:32 AM CST

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