1. when someone writes - if I am being 100% honest - which suggests you are not honest at other times. change the word to candid or another similar word - since I am sure you are honest all of the time, not just in posting your profile.
2. Think about posting comments to the International or local forums - it gets your profile out into the general CS area under forums posts and more people (women in your area and age group)are likely to see your comments. It is an opportunity to show what type of a person you are, display your character and personality.
Try posting in the international forums - it gets your profile out into the CS community and from there, more eligible CS women in your community will view - then you can email them when you are interested and have established a little bit of banter -
try out the international forums - they are interesting, addictive, infuriating, funny. They make you laugh, they make you cry. You meet some interesting peeps, and maybe just maybe get a few dates out of it.
RE: this is a joke
well...... how long are we talking about in response time....and don't believe Leno's comments above mine, ...... psssst, he's not a real woman.....