AwesomeMcBigStik: Come get you some

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  • I am: 58 yr-old man seeking woman, 26-50
  • Located in: Dickinson, Texas, USA
  • Last online: Online over 1 month
  • Height: 5' 10"  (178 cm)
  • Body Type: Slim/Slender
  • Hair Color: Black
  • Eye Color: Hazel
  • Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
  • Education: Associate Degree
  • Religion: Buddhist/Taoist
  • Occupation: Writer / Journalist
  • Income: Less than $25,000
  • Smokes: Regularly
  • Drinks: Socially
  • Marital Status: Divorced
  • Has kids: Yes, they are over 18
  • Wants kids: No, but welcome yours
  • Sign: Taurus Taurus Men in Texas

More About Me

First off, I am a god to all men. All women want me and all men want to be like me. Not a boast, just a fact.

And why? Maybe it’s because I am an achiever. I set a goal. I reach or exceed that goal. No exceptions. It’s a constant process of self-improvement. Or, because, I’m a damn good looking guy and all the ladies KNOW I’ve got it going on.

Or, maybe it’s just because I’m so incredibly AWESOME!

Take your pick

News Flash! AwesomeMcBigStik is about to blow up on the indie film making scene, so you best get on this rocket ride before it blasts off or you’ll get lost in the crowd. We wouldn’t want that to happen, would we?

You may think I’m blowing smoke, but that don’t matter, cause I know who I am. I know what I’ve got going on. Come get you some!

First date is on you. If you want the full AwesomeMcBigStik experience, you gots to pay. If you ain’t buying, I ain’t flying. But don’t worry, if you impress me, I’ll pick up number 2.

As for location? It don’t matter, cause wherever I am, it’s awesome.

Contact me if:

You are within 10 pounds of your target weight as recommended by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
They’re nice and perky. AwesomeMcBigStik only accepts the finest produce.

If you are between 4’11” and 5’5”. You must be this tall to ride this ride.

You don’t use a trowel to put on your makeup and don’t have to depend on a water bra or spanks to hold it all together.

Live within the distance you feel like driving. AwesomeMcBigStik don’t drive. It’s beneath him. If he ain’t being driven, he ain’t going.

You plan to bring the same level of awesomeness to the party.

More About my Match

Good girl when she needs to be, but a bit wicked when the situation warrants. And save the attitude, I've got plenty for both of us.

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Screenwriter and Author

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