Delmann: Canadian playing in the sand!!
My Details
- I am: 50 yr-old man seeking woman, 25-40
- Located in: Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, Central America
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Average
- Hair Color: Light Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Christian/Catholic
- Occupation: Sales/Marketing
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Socially
- Marital Status: Divorced
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Not Sure
- Sign:
Aries
More About Me
I'm not really sure what I should say here but if possible, could we just assume I said the perfect thing that sweeps you of your feet and leaves you with an uncontrolable urge to know more.... After all most of these profiles are written by people in their own self's best image.... Seldom real or usually embellished.
More About my Match
I won't waste my time with this section either... I'm not about to make a list of unrealistic expectations so I'll use this spot for a silly Joke... I hope you laugh!!
Ad in Newspaper...HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
RESULTS:
Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a gray-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
"Are you responding to my ad?" the woman asked. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?"
"Yes, I am," the man replied.
The old lady sneered: "Just look at you. You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled and said: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms, either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is set for Saturday.
Occupation
is this mandatory?
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