EnderExile: I do Not keep Portland Weird
My Details
- I am: 37 yr-old man seeking woman, 24-37
- Located in: Lake Oswego, Oregon, USA
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Few extra pounds
- Hair Color: Dark Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Agnostic
- Occupation: Executive/Management
- Income: $75,000 to $100,000
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Never
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: Yes, they don't live with me
- Wants kids: No, and seeking same
- Sign:
Libra
More About Me
I am Kenough.
I am an overly dorky, tech nerd, wanna be funny guy. My love for ellipses is only over shadowed by my campaign for the end of "text speech". My free time should be at the gym but more often I'm pursuing some dumb hobby like going to Estate Sales. I'm probably the least Portlandy Portlander who has ever lived. I don't drink coffee, I don't drink beer, I don't drink alcohol at all, I don't smoke, vaping is dumb, not into weed, I don't own a pet, I have no tattoos or piercings, don't own a bicycle, and I refuse to use mustache wax.
I have an autistic 15 year old son that does not live with me, full time job with extras, friends, geeking out on DnD or board games, or losing horribly at bar trivia. So my time is precious and I definitely want someone who melds well within those constraints. I'd love someone that is fine with chilling in the evenings and watching movies and shows, getting together with friends and playing games, escaping on Saturdays to hit the coast or a good hike.
I've been told I go to "irresponsible levels" to pull off jokes and gags. I ethically cannot win the lottery because I would use the money to start some of the dumbest businesses of which you've ever heard.
More About my Match
Really just a partner. Someone with which to share life and experiences with. I definitely am a physical touch love language guy, to the point that I will almost certainly drive you crazy because I'll always try to hold your hand, touch your leg, just be in contact with you. For that, I am sorry ahead of time. Ideally you're that special mix of person who loves movies, but hasn't seen all the (what I deem to be) good ones so that I can watch them with you for the first time. Chilling and having quiet evenings in, going out and having a nice dinner, staying in and cooking, going on hikes, going to Seaside and playing Fascination, playing board games with friends. Just. . .comfort. I want comfort.
Occupation
I am essentially a District Manager by a different title.
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