Jessdingding: ; grammaR-naZi'
My Details
- I am: 42 yr-old woman seeking man, 20-40
- Located in: Canterbury, Kent, England, UK, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
- Body Type: Fit/Athletic
- Hair Color: Light Brown
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Spiritual but not religious
- Occupation: Writer / Journalist
- Income: Less than $25,000
- Smokes: Trying To Quit
- Drinks: Rarely
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Probably Not
- Sign:
Pisces
More About Me
Terminally ditzy feminist with very British sense of humour. N.B. That means YOU laugh at MY jokes, not vice versa, dudes.
More About my Match
I'm horribly shallow so my ideal match is devastatingly handsome and preferably athletic with lovely muscular muscles, similar taste to me in fart jokes, and a huge sense of adventure (which is not a euphemism).
-.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.-.-.- -.-.-.-.- Madam I will give you the keys of Canterbury;
And all the bells in London shall ring to make us merry;
If you will be my joy, my sweet and only dear;
And walk along with me anywhere.
Sir I won't accept from you the keys of Canterbury;
And all the bells in London won't ring to make us merry;
I will not be your joy, your sweet and only dear ;
Or walk along with you anywhere.
Madam I will give you this fine silken gown;
With nine yards a-trailing, a-drooping on the ground;
If you will be my joy, my sweet and only dear;
And walk along with me anywhere.
Sir I won't accept from you your fine silken gown;
With nine yards a trailing, a-drooping on the ground;
I will not be your joy, your sweet and only dear;
Or walk along with you anywhere.
Madam I will give you this small golden bell; So you may ring our servants and they may serve us well;
If you will be my joy, my sweet and only dear;
And walk along with me anywhere.
Sir I won't accept from you your small golden bell;
So we may ring our servants and they may serve us well;
I will not be your joy, your sweet and only dear;
Or walk along with you anywhere.
Madam I will give you the keys to my heart;
So we might be together and never more shall part;
If you will be my joy, my sweet and only dear;
And walk along with me anywhere.
Sir I will accept from you the keys to your heart ;
So we may be together and never more shall part;
I will be your joy, your sweet and only dear;
And walk along with you anywhere.
Occupation
Writing web content
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