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If you could be re-born, what would you hope to be born as?

Working Dog
23
28%
Little itty bitty dog
13
16%
Alley Cat
3
4%
House Cat
32
40%
Pet Mouse
2
2%
Regular old Mouse
2
2%
Pet rat
0
0%
Regular old Rat
0
0%
Pig - any
3
4%
Cow - any
3
4%
Total Votes
81
I would have been more specific on all of them, but there aint much room. So lets have it ya'll. I'd be a dog - maybe a Afghan Hound. They like to lounge about and are fairly independent....

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What are you looking at ? -)

Why do you want to know ?
14
26%
A computer screen
29
54%
A picture of someone, where could she / he be?
4
7%
Other - do tell
7
13%
Total Votes
54

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which of these meglomaniac cartoon characters would you vote for as world leader?

Eric Cartman (south park)
20
27%
Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
36
48%
Brain (pinky and the brain)
19
25%
Total Votes
75
I'll start the ball rolling with a vote for Cartman RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!...

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Finish this..... I Will........................

I Wont..................
22
30%
I WANT TOO.....
52
70%
Total Votes
74
I Will ........Make Her Lauh As Much As Possible...

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Which of these movies best describes your dream life?

The Notebook-Romantic?
24
31%
The Dark Knight-Adventorous?
8
10%
40-Year Old Virgin-Innocent?
5
6%
Crank-Crazy in a fun way?
7
9%
The Other Boleyn Girl-Tragic but memorable?
2
3%
Sweeney Todd-Vengeful and sad?
2
3%
Cool Hand Luke-Old school cool?
10
13%
The Horse Whisperer-Determined and loved?
8
10%
Smokin' Aces-Therapy anyone?
6
8%
Good Luck Chuck-Girls you can do it too LOL
6
8%
Total Votes
78
This is a poll committed to living vicariously through movies. Why the hell not I'm a 1 and a 10...

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IS MY BUNNY CUTE LADIES

LADIES ONLY
10
21%
LADIES WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
38
79%
Total Votes
48

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Is this funny?

yes
21
35%
no
39
65%
Total Votes
60
Or is it just me?...

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Would you date the bouncer of connectingsingles?

yes
13
17%
no
27
36%
i would marry him
5
7%
hmmmm.
31
41%
Total Votes
76
hey i noticed all the people out there showin me love when i was sick, and just wanted to have some fun, be honest, and have fun with it as well. have a good day guys!! and gals!! jonesy23 the bouncer...

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2+2=?

1
7
11%
3
3
5%
47
5
8%
Banana
47
76%
Total Votes
62
Just a silly poll......

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Where do you look best nakid?

Anywhere..if youve got it flaunt it!
21
19%
A nudist colony
2
2%
Only in a Dr. office
1
1%
Only in the shower
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains open
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains closed
28
26%
Only in the dark
35
32%
Total Votes
109
Where would you feel comfy without your cloths? or or...

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Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

yes, now I have to fart
54
75%
no, only disgusting people fart
18
25%
Total Votes
72
I think there's a role for ALL types of humor and tastes. Be it bad taste, slapstick, dry, or whatever.... No matter what the subject matter. < a dancing p*nis is in bad taste, but I like the guy. He looks happy......

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How much is it important that your partner & family like your food?

Each of us cook for him/herself
14
14%
We never eat home, cause we busy
0
0%
I hate cooking
15
15%
The art of cooking is afrodisiac
23
23%
I feel depressed when they don't eat it
9
9%
I cook what they ask me to
20
20%
other(specify)
20
20%
Total Votes
101
I choose nº6 I love cooking, i think it's a way of showing love and it's much intimate because everybody gets involved in a way even if by saying: "there is something burning there, it smells !" or "mmm...it smells good!"...this is a nice contribut...Read more

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Should I Go To Bed...OR Drink This Other Six Pack????

Stay Up and Drink it in Good Health!!!!!!!!!
52
50%
Go to Bed You're Getting Annoying!!!!!
30
29%
Ask Gilly!!!!!!!!
21
20%
Total Votes
103
Well?????????????? What would you do????...

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Do you read While on the Throne ????

Yes
30
29%
No
50
49%
What the hell dude
9
9%
I have a library in the bathroom
13
13%
Total Votes
102
So I have a small library...

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Are 4 Polls (or is it 5) too many Polls on one Poll?

uhDuh
12
13%
Definitely
15
17%
Certainly Not!
6
7%
KEEP 'EM COMIN
25
28%
it caused me to log out
4
4%
it makes me suicidal
2
2%
it makes me homicidal
5
6%
it makes me miss Gilly
1
1%
Its how I know its monday
5
6%
just one more and i would feel complete
14
16%
Total Votes
89
see above vote now last one from me i swear...

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poll dancers or stirripers?

polle dancer
59
53%
stripper
52
47%
Total Votes
111

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Does everyone around u seem to be married except for u?

Yes
43
44%
Most people I know
23
23%
No
25
26%
A couple friends
7
7%
Total Votes
98
yeah...

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What are Karen1973 & Rizzla doing on their date right now..................

Eating cheesecake
2
4%
Watching a DVD
2
4%
Listening to music
2
4%
Snogging
8
16%
Grinding
2
4%
Chatting and having a beer
7
14%
Doing some DIY
4
8%
Thinking of popping to tesco's
1
2%
Eating the second cheesecake
4
8%
Or, Just getting down to it!
17
35%
Total Votes
49
Sarcastic comments recommended!!!...

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Who would you most lightly leave out of a poll??

jib684
11
33%
Scottishlass
5
15%
curlywolf
2
6%
Eupho
3
9%
Dnew
5
15%
Cristina
6
18%
Ulimara
1
3%
Total Votes
33
Just Wondered??...

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We all know that a man shifts his "third" leg

do like to hang to the left?
14
25%
Do you Like to hang to right
5
9%
Tucked down in between
2
4%
Change, afraid of being a complete Left or Righty
3
5%
Doesn't matter, where it goes it goes
19
35%
towards your belly button if it falls, so be it
6
11%
Other please explain ROFLMAO
6
11%
Total Votes
55
I do not have a 3rd leg, I am 100% woman with no surgery or pills to form me to be a woman hahahaha...

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EVERYBODY IS CORRUPTIBLY - IT JUST DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU GET - RIGHT OR WRONG?

CORRUPTIBLY
29
55%
NOT CORRUPTIBLY
24
45%
Total Votes
53
everybody knows the film: "Indecent Proposal" - with Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson - how far would you go when you can get 1 or 2 million $ - or would you say - never - no!!!!!!!!!! I think, it depends how much you get offer...Read more

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Conflicts resolution strategies on CS !!!!

a. Abuse back cos you wont take s***
7
7%
b. Put up a sensible argument or point.
19
18%
c. Gang up and scare them away !!
1
1%
d. Silent treatment ..
8
8%
e. Run to report !!!
3
3%
f. Different srategies depending on the offence !
18
17%
g. If one doesnt work try the other ..
4
4%
h. Make them pay for it thread to thread !!!
1
1%
i. well.. who cares .. forget it and move on !!
32
30%
j. BEST : sit back and enjoy it !!
12
11%
Total Votes
105
Well.. you have been a mean little thing or plain victimised ... you have someone getting at you somewhere sometime ... all the time Maybe they hijack your thread .. make you pay for something somewhere else .. Maybe its sissy fighting...Read more

WHO AM I......?

JOKER
18
18%
LIAR
3
3%
BOASTER
2
2%
RASCAL
6
6%
IDIOT
13
13%
TRUE LOVER
28
28%
A KING
3
3%
AWARA
1
1%
CHEATER
3
3%
OTHER
23
23%
Total Votes
100
GIVE UR VOTE EXPRESSING UR SWEET IDIAS.........

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Does Gillylove69 ?

He does
14
56%
He doesn't
6
24%
Undecided
5
20%
Total Votes
25

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Is she spicy? Is she a gamble ?

Yes spicy
7
24%
Not spicy
1
3%
Undecided
1
3%
A gamble
3
10%
Not a gamble
1
3%
Undecided
4
14%
Both
4
14%
Neither
8
28%
Total Votes
29
X2...

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