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ARE YOU A LOON?

yes
90
51%
no
37
21%
not sure, please explain
48
27%
Total Votes
175
i am the Ranger Of County Kerry and i admit, i am a loon anyone else? i picked yes....

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Finish this..... I Will........................

I Wont..................
22
30%
I WANT TOO.....
52
70%
Total Votes
74
I Will ........Make Her Lauh As Much As Possible...

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Have you ever worn a straw hat in public (controversy again in the Forums!!)

yes, but the devil made me do it
19
20%
no, I would be too ashamed
22
23%
yes, but that was before I knew better
3
3%
no, my friends would all leave me
8
8%
yes, I am a delegate at the Republican convention
2
2%
it's my glee club uniform - I have no choice
1
1%
yes, I am proud to wear it and I've taken my meds!
19
20%
I am Claayer (Eupho) so that's ok
5
5%
No comment - this might be an immigration sting
9
9%
Polls are for serious subjects (aliens and such!)
9
9%
Total Votes
97
About time we got some serious debate in the Forums. All comments welcome...even from hat wearers...

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Which of these movies best describes your dream life?

The Notebook-Romantic?
24
31%
The Dark Knight-Adventorous?
8
10%
40-Year Old Virgin-Innocent?
5
6%
Crank-Crazy in a fun way?
7
9%
The Other Boleyn Girl-Tragic but memorable?
2
3%
Sweeney Todd-Vengeful and sad?
2
3%
Cool Hand Luke-Old school cool?
10
13%
The Horse Whisperer-Determined and loved?
8
10%
Smokin' Aces-Therapy anyone?
6
8%
Good Luck Chuck-Girls you can do it too LOL
6
8%
Total Votes
78
This is a poll committed to living vicariously through movies. Why the hell not I'm a 1 and a 10...

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IS MY BUNNY CUTE LADIES

LADIES ONLY
10
21%
LADIES WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
38
79%
Total Votes
48

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Is this funny?

yes
21
35%
no
39
65%
Total Votes
60
Or is it just me?...

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Would you date the bouncer of connectingsingles?

yes
13
17%
no
27
36%
i would marry him
5
7%
hmmmm.
31
41%
Total Votes
76
hey i noticed all the people out there showin me love when i was sick, and just wanted to have some fun, be honest, and have fun with it as well. have a good day guys!! and gals!! jonesy23 the bouncer...

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2+2=?

1
7
11%
3
3
5%
47
5
8%
Banana
47
76%
Total Votes
62
Just a silly poll......

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Where do you look best nakid?

Anywhere..if youve got it flaunt it!
21
19%
A nudist colony
2
2%
Only in a Dr. office
1
1%
Only in the shower
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains open
11
10%
Anywhere in my house-with curtains closed
28
26%
Only in the dark
35
32%
Total Votes
109
Where would you feel comfy without your cloths? or or...

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Does bad taste have a role in humor and life?

yes, now I have to fart
54
75%
no, only disgusting people fart
18
25%
Total Votes
72
I think there's a role for ALL types of humor and tastes. Be it bad taste, slapstick, dry, or whatever.... No matter what the subject matter. < a dancing p*nis is in bad taste, but I like the guy. He looks happy......

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What makes people get bored of CS and want to have a break?

my partner is better
7
7%
people don't really notice how interesting i am
24
23%
my potentenial partner was just taken
4
4%
i'm tired of playing the goody...it's not working
5
5%
people are not interesting enough
20
19%
i found the right site for me
2
2%
my enemy is back/my enemy is still here!
3
3%
i'm always tired when i get home
6
6%
too much pressure, can't handle all the fans
9
9%
othe- please tell
24
23%
Total Votes
104
for those who had a break, feel like having one, tell us...

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Should I Go To Bed...OR Drink This Other Six Pack????

Stay Up and Drink it in Good Health!!!!!!!!!
52
50%
Go to Bed You're Getting Annoying!!!!!
30
29%
Ask Gilly!!!!!!!!
21
20%
Total Votes
103
Well?????????????? What would you do????...

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Are 4 Polls (or is it 5) too many Polls on one Poll?

uhDuh
12
13%
Definitely
15
17%
Certainly Not!
6
7%
KEEP 'EM COMIN
25
28%
it caused me to log out
4
4%
it makes me suicidal
2
2%
it makes me homicidal
5
6%
it makes me miss Gilly
1
1%
Its how I know its monday
5
6%
just one more and i would feel complete
14
16%
Total Votes
89
see above vote now last one from me i swear...

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How much is it important that your partner & family like your food?

Each of us cook for him/herself
14
14%
We never eat home, cause we busy
0
0%
I hate cooking
15
15%
The art of cooking is afrodisiac
23
23%
I feel depressed when they don't eat it
9
9%
I cook what they ask me to
20
20%
other(specify)
20
20%
Total Votes
101
I choose nº6 I love cooking, i think it's a way of showing love and it's much intimate because everybody gets involved in a way even if by saying: "there is something burning there, it smells !" or "mmm...it smells good!"...this is a nice contribut...Read more

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What are Karen1973 & Rizzla doing on their date right now..................

Eating cheesecake
2
4%
Watching a DVD
2
4%
Listening to music
2
4%
Snogging
8
16%
Grinding
2
4%
Chatting and having a beer
7
14%
Doing some DIY
4
8%
Thinking of popping to tesco's
1
2%
Eating the second cheesecake
4
8%
Or, Just getting down to it!
17
35%
Total Votes
49
Sarcastic comments recommended!!!...

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Who would you most lightly leave out of a poll??

jib684
11
33%
Scottishlass
5
15%
curlywolf
2
6%
Eupho
3
9%
Dnew
5
15%
Cristina
6
18%
Ulimara
1
3%
Total Votes
33
Just Wondered??...

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We all know that a man shifts his "third" leg

do like to hang to the left?
14
25%
Do you Like to hang to right
5
9%
Tucked down in between
2
4%
Change, afraid of being a complete Left or Righty
3
5%
Doesn't matter, where it goes it goes
19
35%
towards your belly button if it falls, so be it
6
11%
Other please explain ROFLMAO
6
11%
Total Votes
55
I do not have a 3rd leg, I am 100% woman with no surgery or pills to form me to be a woman hahahaha...

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EVERYBODY IS CORRUPTIBLY - IT JUST DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU GET - RIGHT OR WRONG?

CORRUPTIBLY
29
55%
NOT CORRUPTIBLY
24
45%
Total Votes
53
everybody knows the film: "Indecent Proposal" - with Robert Redford, Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson - how far would you go when you can get 1 or 2 million $ - or would you say - never - no!!!!!!!!!! I think, it depends how much you get offer...Read more

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Is she spicy? Is she a gamble ?

Yes spicy
7
24%
Not spicy
1
3%
Undecided
1
3%
A gamble
3
10%
Not a gamble
1
3%
Undecided
4
14%
Both
4
14%
Neither
8
28%
Total Votes
29
X2...

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Is he an Indyfella

He is
8
36%
He isn't
2
9%
Undecided
12
55%
Total Votes
22

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Did D know ?

He did
7
41%
He didn't
3
18%
Undecided
7
41%
Total Votes
17

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Does Gillylove69 ?

He does
14
56%
He doesn't
6
24%
Undecided
5
20%
Total Votes
25

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WHO AM I......?

JOKER
18
18%
LIAR
3
3%
BOASTER
2
2%
RASCAL
6
6%
IDIOT
13
13%
TRUE LOVER
28
28%
A KING
3
3%
AWARA
1
1%
CHEATER
3
3%
OTHER
23
23%
Total Votes
100
GIVE UR VOTE EXPRESSING UR SWEET IDIAS.........

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Pull my figer!!

OK lets see what happens..
29
45%
No way, I know what your gonna do..
36
55%
Total Votes
65
I thought since we have a over flowing abundance of polls popping up in the forums I would add my own meaningless poll for your amusement… So what will you do?? Your comments are very welcome as well but they must remain completely meaningless or y...Read more

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Does everyone around u seem to be married except for u?

Yes
43
44%
Most people I know
23
23%
No
25
26%
A couple friends
7
7%
Total Votes
98
yeah...

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