Need asylum

@Obstinance_Work, Im sure youre missing that fog already crying




To bad I cant surf, but I can watch grin

Need asylum

Great! How many buckets do you want confused

Need asylum

Sounds really good hut does that include Id have to listen to those Fado songs? uh oh

Need asylum

Youre a funny guy mumbling

Funny enough tho, I was in Spain in January, by then it was 12° there while it was 17° in Iceland
Screwed up world doh

Need asylum

Sounds good, Ill just stop over in Denmark and rob a bank and will be right over banana

Need asylum

Aaaah yes, "Going where the weather suits mu clothes" sounds nice smitten

Need asylum

Ok, thats it!!!

I´ve had enough frustrated

Another freeking rainy day and the forecast says its gonna rain all weekend and probably all next week.
Its been like this all summer and by August the summer is over mumbling

And usually after summer like this there follows harsh winter.

So Im seeking asylum, somewhere warm and sunny where there are women in bikinis in stead of raincoats help

RE: Australia named the happiest country

How could you not be happy, laughing all day at these funny animals you have down there rolling on the floor laughing

I call that true love

With an attitude like that you will never find a husband scold

I call that true love

Great heart beating Ill bring the leather and the whips and you supply the grease and the spikes smitten

I call that true love

I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

So, its a date ?? sad flower

I call that true love

Yep, my favorite. Dr Hook and the Medicine Show

I call that true love

Every mornin' won't you you wake up early cook me great big T-bone steak
Serve it to me in bed, go on the street and hustle, bring me back all the money you make
Won't you rub my body with sweet scented oil, cool me with a electric fan
Run to the church fall down on your knees say Lord I wanna thank you for that man

And I'll call that true love, true and sweet
That ain't the kind of love I'm gettin'
But baby that's the kind of love I need

smitten

RE: Is This possible? What can be the reasons?

Lucky sob blues

RE: when did you lose your sanity?

At the age of 10, been happy ever since laugh rolling on the floor laughing banana tongue

Booger

No its not funny, its disgusting. Thats why its not in jokes category.
And death is involved so its in religion

Booger

This boy really liked to eat booger from his nose, in fact he could never get enough of it.
One day his grandmother died, and that night the boy snug to her room where she had been laid in her bed and sucked on her nose. He sucked really hard all the booger from her nose. Then he felt two big lumps in his mouth and he was overjoyed getting so much.
The next day people fond the dead grandmothers eyeballs were missing

RE: The poster above you ... who would you like to

I dont get it confused

RE: C and J

He is still in the closet laugh

RE: C and J

WTF is Imam Mehdi?

RE: Need a mans point of view

Just wandering, after all this time, two years, why havent you still met?

RE: Need a mans point of view

Hey, Im just saying my point of view, dont start battering me for all this.
Still I dont get it, if its he that wants to chat for hours, what is your complaint?

RE: Need a mans point of view

Two years of chat is enough to wear a man out.

Its ok to chat, just make it short and end it before he does.

And after two years, and people havent met during that time, it seems its going nowhere anyway

RE: Need a mans point of view

No, dont do that.
Give him time and some space and dont make demands

RE: Need a mans point of view

Its always the same with women, Ive had this situation a few times my self.
I start chatting to an interesting woman, we become friends on facebook and we chat on and off.
Then she gets aggressive and every time I open fb she is there and starts to chat.
I dont like to stay on the computer for hours every day, I have work to do and on my free time I like to do something else then talk about nothing on the computer.
I like to be able have a quick look at fb without being stuck there for hours chatting so sometimes I block them for chat.
The sooner or later they become frustrated and start complaining about my absence and then I throw them out.
Happens again and again

RE: Do you believe the earth has been visited by aliens from space

They have signed our guestbook alright..

RE: Do you believe the earth has been visited by aliens from space

According to NASA they have

RE: who on CS have you a secret crush on

After long and hard inner search it turns out I love my self heart1

RE: Any European women out there?

Stay away from English, Irish, Icelandic and Scandinavian in general.
Dont know about French or German tho, but Id check out Baltic ladies.

I have a problem...

Yes, well, Im sure shes getting some help having her leaking hole plugged mumbling

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