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pearl jam - dock of the bay

just a goddam awesome cover


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Cinderella's Wishes

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?'
The Fairy Godmother replied: 'Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish. 'I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension.' Instantly her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned.

Cinderella said 'Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!' The Fairy Godmother replied 'It is the least I can do. What is your second wish?' Cinderella looked down at her frail body and said: 'I wish I was young and full of the beauty of youth again.'

At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigour and vitality began to course through her very soul. Then the Fairy Godmother spoke again: 'You have one more wish, what shall you have?'

Cinderella looked over to Alan, who was now quivering in the corner with fear. 'I wish you to transform my old cat, Alan, into a beautiful and handsome young man.' Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biologicial make up, that when he stoof before her, he was a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.

The Fairy Godmother said: 'Congratulations Cinderella! Enjoy your new life.' With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen. Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his muscular arms.

He leant close to her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, 'I bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?'




cats meow cats meow
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the sun goes down - thin lizzy

listen if you want,comment if you you wish or do nowt
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totally frustrated.com

iv'e been off work sick now since november of last year we have a system over in the u.k called

The National Health Service (NHS) most of you will know how it works.

the problem you have is that you're in a waiting game, after seeing the doctor back in november

he referred me to a bio-mechanic (podiatrist) that appointment came through for the 23/12/11.

she advised me i have something called plaantar fasciitis and i would need special insoles to

rectify the problem,but they have to be ordered they came through on the 19/01/12.

unfortunately plaantar fasciitis is not sorted out over night it can take up to 18 months and i need to be patient

and not over do things.

mean while my doctor referred me to an orthopedic surgeon on the 07/02/12 that appointment was today.

anybody that knows what plaantar fasciitis is will know its extremely painful to walk.

i made my way to the hospital using public transport an hours journey door to door.

i was really positive about this consultation thinking at last a solution to my problem, only to be

shot down in flames by the consultant once he'd seen my x-rays he wants to refer me to one of his more experienced colleagues

wtf another 8 weeks before i get an appointment.
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...........................

i'm not the kind of person to hide away,what you see is what you get with me. if people wish to judge me fair enough so be it.

i'm big enough to stand up and say o.k my bad.

we've all done things in the past that we regret and then on reflection wish we'd handled it different.

what's behind me i can't change.


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Cover Versions - Some Of My Faves

jeff buckley hallelujah




muse feeling good



bauhaus ziggy stardust



metallica whiskey in the jar






head banger head banger head banger
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3rd day of quitting smoking

frustrated frustrated

having been a smoker for over 30 years i finally took the 1st steps in quitting. been using patches + mints good job they came with destruction's may have got 'em mixed up

and now my daughters hidden all sharp objects though rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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easter bunny jokes

have a CRACKING Easter rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing




Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny


Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

A. A hare brain.

Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?

A. None, they're all on the outside.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boyscout?

A. A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?

A. Cold.


grin grin cheers
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tune

best goddam intro to a song ever thats jmo rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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peanut in his ear

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully deep. After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend. The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room. As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?" "Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."


cheers cheers
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you decide, this is just my opinion

most of you are probably aware of the relationship between me & becca
and what we're trying to build together.and you'll know what becks has been thru and the fight she has in front of her.
i know what lies ahead having dealt with it with my father and i know that with the right mind set anything is possible.
the mind is a powerful thing and it will grow on what you feed it.

POSITIVITY Every living cell in your body reacts instantly to every thought you have.
"There are two types of addicts. The happy ones, and the violent ones."


NEGATIVITY Negative emotions have a longer shelf life and hold a more enduring impact on mood than do positive emotions.
Simply put, bad is stronger than good when it comes to emotions.


my way of looking at this is feed the mind with as much positvity as you can but that could mean getting rid of something or some people that are creating a negative.

thanks for reading this

Carl
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a child's prayer

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.

Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.

And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants.

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
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