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The Secret of Your Success

It is my strong belief within each individual resides an attribute or ability that has the strength to overcome most if not all of life's adversities. This very forum stands in testament to many examples of overcoming life's difficulties.

My intrigue this lovely Wednesday afternoon is what it is you believe you possess that maintains your psychological integrity in times of duress. Perhaps it is your humor that reliably fortifies you in the face of adversity, or maybe it's your ability to plan thoughtfully a path through life's previously unchartered murky waters. Then again does it have to do with a sanguine disposition that bolsters your spirit when confronted with life's challenges.

What is it that predicates your success when times get tough?

Waiting with fish on my tongue (baited/abated breath)
ThePest
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Style and Cool.

I am the antithesis of style and cool to the point I believe my lack of a certain savoir fare and groovy hipness contributes largely to my isolation and inability to entrap a potential mate.

Would those who are more au fait with what it takes for a man to have style and cool please outline any obvious characteristics that represent this enviable condition.

Can one learn style and cool, or does true style and cool only emanate from a natural predisposition toward the state?

Awaiting with clumsy awkwardness and anticipation
ThePest
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CS Blog Shop is Now Open

Welcome to the CS Blog shop. Here you will find an enormous array of items and accessories for sale that most members appear in the need of on a regular basis.



Today's opening specials include:

Razor blades. (A4 size so there are no mistakes)

Verbal spray jackets

False Pics,ID cards and email addresses. (May have to discount these drastically as everyone appears well supplied)

Assorted masks and disguises for the serial skyper.

Duct tape rolls for re-supplying those of you who have bound and gagged CS members in your basement

Rope

Mechanical hearts, guaranteed never to break unless actually physically torn from your chest cavity.

Used conscienses. (I feel these will be a big seller)

Bug spray for the pests.
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The Sweetest Dark Chocolate I Hope To Taste

Somewhat embarrassingly I am confessing my deepest longing for shagging the cocoa out of choco, or at least glazing her cherrie until her eyes fall out through rapturous exhaustion.

As you have all enjoyed her delicious acquaintance far longer than I, I was wishing you might advise me on how one might best seduce this cutest of caramels.

Choccherrie, perhaps you may even care to enlighten.
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Oh The Joy

Released from seven days of CS imposed paralysis, I am now free to torment you all with my innane and asinine commentary, this sure to be sprinkled with exaggerated lies and deceit.

How incredibly thrilled you all must be.

ThePest devil
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