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At a bar ...

At a bar ...


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:
"Listen here, good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:



"No kidding, I'm in banking too! Which one are you with?"



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Paranoia

Paranoia … Just got a major row, she accused me for being paranoid and needed badly a shrink … I looked up in Wikipedia for the definition (Wikipedia suggests: is a thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself.)
I reckon she might be right about the term; the fact is I am completely delusional when my freedom is at stake… I cannot stand someone “falling” for me or worst that I am “falling” for someone, thus involving close proximity and together living. For been behind a computer screen I thought ironically that type of emotion might never happen, especially to me… How wrong I was…
Some people aren’t made for “normal” type of relationship and I am one of them, lose friendships is far more fulfilling… People who are looking for “relationship” are you really sure of yourself?


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Word your feelings; feel your words...

Pondering on those simple words at least a dozen meanings might come to mind. Regardless of the suggestive norms propose by Ethics, choosing a more intuitive acceptance of the explored meanings is of the most challenging and liberating experience that one can do…
Intellectual knowledge is dangerous, incomplete and bias toward exclusivity while experienced knowledge extend toward wholeness, balance and harmony thus transcending the main duality between wrong and right that we are all incline to live under…
Haven’t we all heard and accept conclusive ideas promoted and supported by peers?
CS Mods you will read my plea, of course…, it is of your decision…Please release the ban imposed on Jana/Ariel28…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVhNayb29XY

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Any language boys will be boys

Tablecloth trick, very short, 14 seconds, but it tells it all!
Anyone who ever raised a son (or was one) will appreciate this...
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Do you have your priorities right???

Much people do not display self respect and self love specially do not realise the unkindness way they are treating themselves regardless of others… Many people I recently met do not care a damn about themselves and hold unto much emotional junks and luggage that they should have dropped long ago…

Wise men one day said…” if it is not the right goal much struggle will appear, however when the goal is right everything will fall into place to support the access to the realisation of the goal…”

I don’t have friends only teachers but only have one intimate, special and of a strong bounding friendship and it’s …with me; 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year… this is the real “reality” of life I know of…

Respecting only my best friendship first and foremost is my main priority, any thing that does not feel right, generate struggle and tend to break my inner peace… I am ruthlessly cutting out and happily walk away… I have!!!

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Excerpts from a dog diary, and then the cat's...

Excerpt from a Dog's Diary...


8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk Bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


Excerpt from a Cat's Diary...


Day 983 of my captivity....

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. I continue to make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they made condescending remarks about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,so he is safe….. For now.

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Major problem with our society...

I have been ask to answer the following quiz, I might not have recognized all the great thinkers and named them however I couldn't never have been able to name the lady... On well above thousand participants more than 80% have been able to recognize her but very few knew more than three great thinkers ????
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Old one ... Men never listen...

At Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Balls are under your pillow.."

MEN NEVER LISTEN
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Why more economists can’t explain financial

I don’t know why more economists can’t explain financial matters as clearly as this.

Credit Suisse quote: "The market is currently like a strapless bra; half of us are wondering what is holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so they can grab the opportunity with both hands".
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Can’t resist British humour!!

Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner He passed a hooker standing there every day.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of His mouth, just to shut her up..


This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'.

As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.


Then, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard!"

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Bad Day if you are having a bad day...

Remember it could be worse....

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Dream

Some guys still dream that it's the answer !!!


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