Can’t resist British humour!!
Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner He passed a hooker standing there every day.He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of His mouth, just to shut her up..
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell, "One hundred and Fifty pounds!"
He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Camilla decided to accompany her 'husband'.
As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his Wife
As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled:
"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard!"
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and I can guess Camilla´s reaction
" Charles, do we know the lady from the Polo Club?"
Being a fellow noted for his compassionate disposition, I approached the poor fellow in kindness, as by the time the fifth heavy goods vehicle had passed, along with the trembling, of his slight frame, he had developed a rather severe twitch on one side of his face.
I inquired of him, gently, the traffic bothers you greatly i notice, were you in some sort of accident.
Oh no he replied, you see about 15 years ago, my wife ran off with a lorry driver, and now every time i hear one approaching, i become seized with terror, that he may be bringing her back.
Dorothy put an ad in her local newspaper which read, "Husband wanted". The next day she received 500 letters saying, "you can have mine"
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