Dating on the golf course

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd only allow me,' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands slowly and carefully inside. She then administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments and softly asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels wonderful, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!wow rolling on the floor laughing
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I love it.cheers handshake laugh
3 men were in a sauna. There was a beeping sound. The 1st man pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. That’s my pager he said. I have a microchip in my arm. Then a phone rang. The 2nd man lifted his palm to his ear. When finished he explained, that's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The 3rd man, feeling decidedly low-tech left. He returned with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. I am getting a Fax, he explained.
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you are man of humour Space, you obviously like loneliness.comfort
You do you make me laugh out loudrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@TheTatcher...spot on my friend...I don't like, I love loneliness... At least two hours a day!!! One hour for re-creation (mindfulness meditation) and one or my physical training! Take off six hours sleep and the rest it's full blast with people enjoying life!handshake cheers
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