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MUM'S BIRTHDAY...

I just have such a feeling of warmth and joy this morning that i couldn't but want to share it with all...it is my mum's birthday...Being a mother myself has enabled me to appreciate even more deeply the job mum and dad(RIP)did with us (whisper"not easy at all with 7 teenagers in the house"haha)...So today is one of the right days to just make her a nice treat :)...
Nice Sunday to you allteddybear teddybear
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CHEERING YOU UP :)

So to whoever has the blues on this Sunday, i am here to share the laugh my brother shared with me..My hope is it will have the same effect on you like it had on me..guess which laugh..ready?

"A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by Cannibals. The king of the Cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if… they passed a trial.
The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit each, regardless of which one they chose.The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king replied, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The American man arrived and showed the king 10 berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought that it should be as easy as 123 for him but when he ate the 9th berry, he bursted out in laughter and was killed.

In heaven, the Ghanaian asked the American, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The American man replied: “I couldn’t help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming back with 10 watermelons!”

laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing Does this mean we should always aim low???confused hahaha
Nice Sunday everybody :)
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THE ART OF A DIALOGUE..

Miss X and Mr. Y are both searching for the love of their lives who is out there somewhere. One day they happen to get in touch by accident..share laughter and joke around..just good correspondence. However Miss X notices that Mr. Y has a tendency or more he is leaving out no chance to flirt..oh now not a light flirting but a direct-name-it-like-you-like flirting. Miss X ignores this at first and jokes around it..only to realize that Mr. Y is not about to take the hint. So miss X tells Mr.Y in a serious dialogue that this is not what she is searching for. The correspondence is gone for some weeks until she finds a note from him telling her all the things she shd change about herself or quote "no wonder you are still alone and searching"Now miss X thinks to herself "Oopss Mr. Y aren't you on the search yourself?"confused but she is polite enough not to say this out loud so just says thanks for the advice and wishes him luck.Only Mr.Y writes back still telling miss X to change this and that and thisprofessor Now miss X says thank you again but i am very fine and so seem to think the friends i talk to as well..and wishes him good luck again. Now Mr. Y writes back again and says quote "you are a rude person and i think a rude partner is the best match for you anyway"confused confused confused
That is the art of a dialogue dancing grin
This was my first blog ever banana
Enjoy the weekend everybody...
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