CHEERING YOU UP :)

So to whoever has the blues on this Sunday, i am here to share the laugh my brother shared with me..My hope is it will have the same effect on you like it had on me..guess which laugh..ready?

"A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured by Cannibals. The king of the Cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if… they passed a trial.
The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit each, regardless of which one they chose.The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king replied, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The American man arrived and showed the king 10 berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought that it should be as easy as 123 for him but when he ate the 9th berry, he bursted out in laughter and was killed.

In heaven, the Ghanaian asked the American, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The American man replied: “I couldn’t help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming back with 10 watermelons!”

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Nice Sunday everybody :)
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laugh Nakit: Welcome To Hollywood Soon. Just write you a movie about that one! . . rolling on the floor laughing
Thanx Angel dear glad you are laugh laugh laugh....nothing better than thathug
On this day the sky is blue the Sun was out
and you are back.
No blues for me today
A nice blog.cheering dancing
A quality rib ticklerlaugh laugh laugh trying to visualise the said chap with ten watermelons....laugh Thanks for the laugh...thumbs up dancing dog detective detective reunion elephant burger sheep choir
Hi James wave wave applause great to know you had a Sunday full of smiles..that was one more to make you grin even more grin grin
Twazzle you really do the visualizing like i do???? Welcome to the world of the regulary tickled thenrolling on the floor laughing ...yay yay yay
Thankyou Nakitende,,one cant beat a good rib tickler...Especially on sundays..cheers thumbs up tip hat detective dancing dog transport red nose
@Nakit, honey!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That was a good one! guess you better aim to whatever the situation you have to encounter. Nice to meet youhandshake
I didnt answer youre question Nakitende,,Yes...i really do visualise said situations....The chap with ten watermelons is a powerful image..laugh laugh transport
My friend recited the event in a different format.
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Hi Nakitende
It is hard to play the game if you don't know all the rules beforehand.
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@Nakitende.....Hi there wave .....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing nice one..thumbs up BTW...never aim low...use your head and raise above the rest...the King never said how you where to eat your fruit nor how long it was to take...so set your own rules and be the winner you were meant to be ....hug teddybear
Brandnewmehandshake too :)..nothing makes me happier than too know somewhere out there is having is having as huge a laugh as i did over something grin hug
talk about multitasking and how women are good at it haha
Correction: It just makes me happy to know someone laughed as much as i did over something..this i meant Brandnewme deardoh
Naki
If I knew rules of what is to happen after the collection I would have avoided watermelons and sour apples like the plague itself. And I would have picked the smallest berries available. But then only if I knew the rules beforehand.
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I must tell you I heard the same joke slightly different. They had to shove the peels up their backsides afterwards and the third fella did not come back with water melons; he collected pineapples.
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What????oh boyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing..i am a hopeless case when it comes to jokes because my mind supplies the missing images and i end up likerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing same case just now hahaha thanks Cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naki, the whole time I was reading it, I was thinking the king had motives for having them collect the fruit...such as their stuffing...like a thanksgiving turkey...
Wht i sure will remember that s-thingdrinking
Hi Joynhandshake ...now you mention stuffing it dawns on me...of course they were gonna be the turkeyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh
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Nakitende

Baden Baden, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany

I am easy going down to earth, caring and loving..i laugh a lot and have a weakness for good sense of humour...
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