Husband and wife are lying in bed.
Woman thinks: He is quiet, staring at the ceiling... He must be thinking about another woman... He must be cheating on me... doesn't love me anymore...
Man thinks: There is a fly at the ceiling... how it holds on not to fall..?!
Skype: Turning us ordinary internet users into porn stars since 2003.
Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop.
As yet the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a**-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, "Must be doing well, only two left!";-P
You're the one who makes my heart race when we speak, the one who takes away all my troubles n past pains when we're together.The one who i have fallen completely in love with. I don't know what you did to me, but you got me hooked and it's an addiction i don't want to be cured of. I need you, I need you to live, to be happy, to be the person that i am cause you are the one who brings out the real me. With you by my side, i can do anything. I'm not afraid because i know..no matter what life throws at me, you'll be there to help me get through. You're the man i love, the one i've had dreams about, the one I can settle down with and build a future with. Man, you are my everything and i won't let you go...
How do i tell my heart you're gone and never coming back?. How do i pull off a smile when my tears are quick to react?. How do i keep you out my dreams when you're there every night?. How do i completely let go when im so use to the fight?. How do i become friends with a man that I've always loved?. Or how do i accept the fact that another girl is first above?. Whats gonna happen to the future and everything we planned?. What happens when your heart starts to love another girl?. All those promises we made tell me is there still hope?. The past whispers in my ear telling me that my feelings for you should've never spoke.Now look at us. .
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