Just had this as a first message from A lovely guy....restored my faith somewhat....
FALSE PROFILE ALERT
FALSE PROFILE ALERT
WARNING PROSECUTION IMMINENT
Your profile has been tagged and alerted to our false profile team.
You are using the age of 39 and clearly this is false as you are to stunning/hot for this age.
This may be an oversight on your behalf in using incorrect age.
To eliminate possible prosecution and fines please forward on your email/address/phone number so as I can arrange a dinner date a judge for myself.
Sure makes a change from....
Can I kiss your heels?
Will you marry me?
Let's have sex?
Do you like latex?
Great to see there's guys out there with great sense of humour that actually made me smile.......can anyone beat my crazy intro messages???
I'm still not convinced this site will bring me anything...but i still live in hope......
I've wasted Many a days chatting to what i thought was somewhat nice guys only too find they had many issues.....or just wanted to meet for one thing.......
The very few nice guys I've chatted to live very far away....and that serves no solution to my ideal.....
I never thought in this day and age it would be so hard to meet someone you connect with on all levels.....
Maybe my expectations are too high?? Though i doubt it.......all i want is someone who makes me laugh...affectionate, romantic and not afraid to show their feelings....but is a man and a protector of my heart..............so my ..searching goes on.........and on............and on...........and on..........