Seaprincess20014
Seaprincess20014
Belfast, Antrim, Ireland
May 2014
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great intro, for a first message......

Just had this as a first message from A lovely guy....restored my faith somewhat....

FALSE PROFILE ALERT

FALSE PROFILE ALERT

WARNING PROSECUTION IMMINENT

Your profile has been tagged and alerted to our false profile team.
You are using the age of 39 and clearly this is false as you are to stunning/hot for this age.
This may be an oversight on your behalf in using incorrect age.
To eliminate possible prosecution and fines please forward on your email/address/phone number so as I can arrange a dinner date a judge for myself.

Sure makes a change from....
Can I kiss your heels?
Will you marry me?
Let's have sex?
Do you like latex?

Great to see there's guys out there with great sense of humour that actually made me smile.......can anyone beat my crazy intro messages???doh
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Lukeon
Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa
May 10, 2014●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments
#1
Wow, must be charisma...laugh
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Catfoot
Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa
May 10, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments
#2
Hmm, somewhat out of the ordinary.giggle

My only question is: Did he write it specially for you or does he send ten of these away every day? Not saying it is so but I would suggest chatting a while before you agree to meet. Try Skype as well if you like.
hug wave
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iotaoo
iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India
May 10, 2014●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments
#3
Your faith restored and that means you will stay here. So I congratulate your that lovely guy...I feel indebted or, we in general and me in particular, could have lost such an exceptionally beautiful and picturesque woman. laugh
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Seaprincess20014
Seaprincess20014OP●Belfast, Antrim Ireland
May 10, 2014●2 Blogs●10 Comments
#4
Lol I'm not that delussioned ....I was merely saying it made me smile in comparison to the usual messages I get....and to be honest even if he did send it to everyone it doesn't matter, it still got my attention!!most certainly worth a reply! yay
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iotaoo
iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India
May 10, 2014●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments
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I hope you won't mind if I add you in the list of my favorites. wink
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Ian158
Ian158●manama, Manama Bahrain
May 10, 2014●99 Blogs●1,213 Comments
#6
very good..but thats what women like..id give it a go..wonder if its a cut and paste message he sends to all.

spend plenty of time to get to know him by chatting, before you meet..
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Seaprincess20014
Seaprincess20014OP●Belfast, Antrim Ireland
May 10, 2014●2 Blogs●10 Comments
#7
Thanks Ian though I'm a big girl of 39 and not so esilly girl who's going to get bowled over by a message, my mete point was how different it was to other intro messages but everyone's hellbent on being negative....instead of getting my point...confused
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Seaprincess20014
Seaprincess20014OP●Belfast, Antrim Ireland
May 10, 2014●2 Blogs●10 Comments
#8
Iotaoo be my guest x
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goldengloss
goldengloss●Malahide North County Dublin, Dublin Ireland
May 10, 2014●1 Blogs●1,936 Comments
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Hi again, I think we all had your interests at heart. I never for one moment thought you stupid or silly, I thought being new to this site that you may need some genuine friendly help. I have had some pretty awful base/gross said that shocked me at first and now I just delete. I tend to be wary of smoothies and prefer a good honest introduction, no beating about the bush, man with b-lls type of person. I personally would see it as abit syrupy but each to their own, you are young and pretty and I have no doubt you will meet somebody nice. Besta luck wine
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iotaoo
iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India
May 10, 2014●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments
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May it be irony! thank you!
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usha123
usha123●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka
May 10, 2014●41 Blogs●2,277 Comments
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Hi Seaprincess, it made me laugh too. I've been here about 3 weeks, and I already gave up on opening my mail. I rather like it been red than me been red.wave laugh
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twazzle70
twazzle70●THE GORGOYNES......, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK
May 10, 2014●673 Comments
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You may finally have met the man of youre dreams,laugh pure poetry and not in the least bit cheesy...Au revoir..wine crying conversing beer detective sheep
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goldengloss
goldengloss●Malahide North County Dublin, Dublin Ireland
May 10, 2014●1 Blogs●1,936 Comments
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Iatoo Just saw your message 'Are you conscious'this could have several meanings.... don't understand your precise meaning ?
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iotaoo
iotaoo●Rewari, Haryana India
May 10, 2014●41 Blogs●1,258 Comments
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I meant.......you shouldn't care it that much...
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Brunette13
Brunette13●Dundalk, Louth Ireland
May 10, 2014
#15
I received the exact same msg last week, wonder if it's the same guy. Bit coincidental if not!
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namaron
namaron●Seekonk, Massachusetts USA
May 11, 2014●1,658 Blogs●20,975 Comments
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beat this one///just got email from woman in london saying they want my piture for a pepsi billboard in france/they leave an email address for me to answer back with//and all of this is to get an email address
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Singlelisious
Singlelisious●Naples, Florida USA
May 13, 2014●87 Comments
#17
Got the same message last week.frustrated
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great intro, for a first message......
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