HAHA I HAVE NOT BEEN ON IN A FEW DAYS AND USUALY I HAVE MESSAGES COMIN OUT THE ACE.........BUT THE LAST TO DAYS NADA? :( WHY OH GOD WHY AM I BEING SHUNNED? TEE HEE THATS COOL? I WILL JUST GO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP! BOO HOO WHAHHHH
MY ROOMMATES PUPPY IS SO HYPER AND OUT OF CONTROLL! HE IS LIKE THE HYPER KID AT SCHOOL WITH A.D.D. WE SERIOUSLY NEED PUPPY VALIUM. HE HAS EVERY TOY IN THE WORLD,BUT IS NOT SATISFIED UNLESS HE IS CHEWING UP.......BRAS,PANTIES,PHONE CHARGERS,SLIPPERS,ECT. W.T.F.? CHILL ELVIS!
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY 2 BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS! THEY TAKE MY BREATH AWAY! MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER IS COMING TO LIVE WITH ME HERE IN UTAH,AS SOON AS SHE FINISHES SCHOOL IN IDAHO! I CAN NOT WAIT! MY HEART IS SOOOOO HAPPY!
I WOKE UP AT 6AM.....DRANK 2 CUPS OF COFFEE,SURFED THE WEB. FELL BACK ASLEEP BY 9AM. WOKE BACK UP AT MMMMM 11:30AM ATE A PIECE OF PIZZA.SITTING ON MY BED WATCHING MY ROOMMATES PUPPY BEG FOR A BITE. HE JUMPS UP ON MY BED AND LOOKS ME DEAD IN MY EYES AND SAYS,MAKE ME A BURRITO b*tch....I GOT A HANKERIN FOR SOME MEXICAN.SOOOOO......IM IN THE KITCHEN MAKIN ELVIS A BREAKFAST BURRITO,WHEN I REALIZE....IM CO DEPENDENT. YA ELVIS IS JUST A PUPPY,BUT I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME? TEE HEE IM SUCH A LOSER.
I JUST MOVED HEHE 5 DAYS AGO.I WAS LIVING IN IDAHO.EVERY THING IS SO STRANGE.I FEEL OUT OF PLACE.I FEEL LIKE NO ONE WILL LET ME INTO THERE CLUB? TEE HEE WHERES ALL THE UTAH MEN? ITS TO LATE FOR CHUCH? MAYBE THE MORMONS ARE HAVING A BIG PARTY AND I DID NOT GET MY INVITE! UGH WHAT THE HELL EVER.....THINK ILL GO CHILL WITH THE CATHOLICS,YA THEY CAN DRINK AND SMOKE!
DO YOU EVER NOTICE,HOW WHEN YOUR SINGLE ALL YOUR MARRIED FRIENDS ARE LIKE.....OH YOU NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH! YA,YOU SHOULD GET MARRIED. OH MY GOD,THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU. HAHA THEN WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP,YOUR FRIENDS ARE LIKE....W.T.F.? SERIOUSLY YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER! OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE TIED DOWN? YOU SHOULD JUST ENJOY YOUR LIFE!
MY BEST FRIEND FROM IDAHO TRACEY IS HERE VISITING........NEEDLESS TO SAY WHEN WE GET TOGETHER WE GO A LIL CRAZY. HIT THE BARS LAST NIGHT.WHEN WE DRINK HER NAME CHANGES TO TRAZEE VANHALEN,OR 2 CASE TRACE. TEE HEE. YA SO ANY WAYS THIS MORNING WE TOOK TURNS THROWING UP.YA I KNOW ATTRACTIVE HUH?THERE IS A HOUSE NEXT DOOR WHERE THE MAN SHOT HIM SELF AND DIED. VERY SAD I KNOW,BUT ME AND 2 CASE TRACE TRIED TO BREAK IN AT 2:30AM DRUNK AS SHIT,SO WE COULD SEE IF THERE WAS A SPIRIT THERE......?YA,I KNOW W.T.F. SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE THE WORST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE,BUT ALMOST COMMITED A FELONY.IM A TOTAL SAVAGE!
IM GOING TO BE 40 IN A FEW MONTHS. I HAVE BEEN DIVORCED FOR OVER 10YRS.IM SO AFRAID THAT AFTER I TURN 40 I WILL BE HANGIN OUT AT DENNYS FOR THE SENIOR CITIZEN MEALS? UGH....BINGO HALLS...POLYESTER PANTS,AND BRIGHT ORANGE LIPSTICK.I THINK I HAVE GIVEN UP ON TRUE LOVE. ITS JUST A FAIRYTALE. TEE HEE I HOPE I CAN MEET SOME NICE PEOPLE ON SWINGIN SINGLES. HAHA J.P. OH YA AND THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO MAKE CRUDE s*xual COMMENTS. UNLESS YOU ARE RICH AND REALLY HAWT! TEE HEE
MY MAKEUP IS SMEARED AND MY HAIR IS DOING THIS DON KING THING. I SMASHED MY PINKY FINGER.......UGH AND IT HURTS LIKE A MOFO. I HAVE NOT HAD MY COFFEE YET. ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF THINGS DONT TURN AROUND REAL QUICK,IM GOING TO HAVE A b*tch FIT.OH THATS RIGHT,AND TRUST ME YOU DONT WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN I NUCKIN FUTS. TEE HEE
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