A women has a parrrot.
and evertime she brings home a guy the parrot shreaks:
"Some one is gonna get layed tonight,
"Someone's gonna get laid tonight...Awk"!
All the dates she brings home,
are getting scared away by her damn parrot.
So she decides to take it to the vet.
So she's in the vets office and she looks to the doctor and whispers,
with a look of concern on her face:
"Every time im on a date and it's going well'',
My damn parrot shreaks: "Someones going to get layed tonight.''
And she messes up everything.''
Is there anything at all you can do?
The vet thinks for a moment before finnaly replying...
''Well...theres nothing physically wrong with you bird""
''It must be mental''
''I think she's just lonely, maybe even jealous due to lack of male companionship.''
''But now that I think of it,
"I dont know where to get a male parrot at this hour, only a male owl''
The women says: ''screw it ill try anything''!! and she takes the owl home.
The next night the woman brings home a man after a buetifull meal and a few glasses of wine then hey sit on the couch and start making out before they hear a cackle, Then: ''Someone is gonna get layed tonight",
Someone's gonna get layed to night.
The owl then replied, ''Hoo! Hoo''!
NOT YOU, YOU BUG EYED SON OF A b*tch!!
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