Don't shave December

LOL. I poted a Halloween pic of myself as Alan from The Hangover, and it has gotten less than stellar reviews. I grew it out for Halloween, then it was "No shave November", and now it's "Don't shave December". The beard is leaving in January. I'm tired of it. No matter how many times I wash it or what shampoo and conditioner I use it still is extremely coarse and wirey. And thick, too. Ever seen that episode of Family Guy where Peter can't shave his beard 'cause of the birds nest in it? Thats what I feel like! I mean, I COULD shave it off ( it's not like there's an endangered species of bird hiding out in my beard!), but it's "Don't shave December!" C'mon, it's for a good cause...I think.