The hunt begins? My insane rambling and Introducti

Ooooh snap. Here we go! They done went and gave me a blog on a site I'm looking at potential future partnas(Accent via txt. /win) <-- It's peanut butter jelly time ladies and gentlemen!!!

I'm 6'2 I got blue eyes and brown hair. I got enough muscles to get me from here to there.

Okay okay wait just a minute. I typed that pretty fast and I just realized.. I'm a poet, and I damn sure didn't know it.

Let's start over since my fingers are so bored. I'm goofy, I love to have fun, my mind will run circles leaving several conversations in it's wake only to resurface right after. I can take a relaxed conversation and turn it into a perverted joke, or just something so dumb you can't help but laugh... That or people just like me and don't want to hurt my feelings so they laugh anyways. Do we care? NO WE DON'T MR. BLOG whom is right now my only friend on this strangely convincing and also intimidating website...

Buuut. You know what this website has? Thousands of flower things to send and THIS GUY
Yeah
Beat that, Facebook!


Now if you actually managed to force yourself to read the above, I'm very proud of you because you got past my energy and ability to self entertain. If you can't make sure you yourself are happy, then it's no use trying to make others happy. I'll post more about me on this thing. Read on if you reeeaaallly think you're ready.


A) I respect the 10 commandments to a point. A God? If he's there, he's there. I still would really prefer if aliens made us or something. Much more fun to think about lol. Don't bow down to a golden idol and I'm dead serious. That's the most stupid thing you could do. You bow to greed in a form of symbolism. AND Yes, thou shalt not steal, kill, etc. I like those. Why do we have to involve other beings into our life though to comfort us for what may or may not happen after death?
^-- I start strong. But that's totally on my chest because some types of religious people would hit that wall. It's best to run into it now.

B) No I will not sleep with you on the first night. Wait until after midnight AT LEAST so I feel it's a second date. I'll give you the very same respect more then likely alot more if you're shooting for that 12:01am mark.

C) I just want to have fun. I love to talk and I will wear off some ears and get you to finally tell me to shut up or stay on one subject.. I want to eventually meet the thrillers of life. The adventures. Skydiving? Uh mm.. I'd do that before I'd bungee jump.. OH! I seen a video with some guys on snowboards using the horizontal (Rectangular..ish..y...) parachutes which give you more control.. Using the momentum to launch off the side of mountains, and literally hover to a new mountain ledge covered in snow just to take that slow and do it again! Ugh now THAT is awesome. Something where you know you have control.

D) The control thing... I'm a video gamer. But don't tell the ladies; I think it's some kind of turn off nowadays lol.

E) Night elves suck.

F) Skipped because the Blog is jipping me 300 characters.

G) Alright I'm running out of things to say because I'm flipping from message to message and comment to comment on facebook while my Sis helps me hunt you fabulous ladies down. I apparently always pick nutcases and lunatics that want to destroy me.. I'm letting her and you pick now. Tooootally not going to dig anymore graves for myself. I hope... Maybe... Hmmm... I do dig holes out at my jobsite.. I guess I always am digging new graves.. ANYWAYS PEACE AND ASK ME QUESTIONS IF YOU GOT THEM I'M GONNA GO DRINK AN UNHEALTHY M-o-n-s-t-e-r ENERGY DRINK!

(The spelling of Monster was intentional and I am in no way held responsible if you are offending thinking I was spelling it for your sake or intelligence. It was for my own. Cya around.)