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To drink or not

Subject: Holiday warning

Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by non drinkers who drink bottled water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, coffee and stuff like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

doh beer wine cheers doh
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Dec 17, 2011●9,376 Comments
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SouthWest....My car is Locked in the Shed I dont wish to be amongst the 23%,and this is my Warm Up for Christmasbeverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery beverage delivery drink pouring buddies waiter drinking drinking drinking beer wine wine cheers Do you think it will be Enough,or should I Order More ???
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Southwesternman
SouthwesternmanOP●Carney, Oklahoma USA
Dec 17, 2011●18 Blogs●224 Comments
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Just watch out for those teetotalers, they are the causes of most of the accidents, I just give my keys to the bre keep and pour myself into a cab when I have had too manybeer wine beer wine cheers wine beer wine cheers dancing dancing dancing
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spdspd
spdspd●Ayr, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
Dec 18, 2011●52 Blogs●751 Comments
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Alcohol is dangerous for your health, life also rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Dec 18, 2011●9,376 Comments
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So that would be 77% with their Crutch on Fire..Tick!!And 23% with Alcahol Poisoning..Tick!!! No real good reason for living is there????frustrated doh
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