1st blog...drum roll please

Alright before I pen myself on paper (kind of) please let me say I am not at all interested in kinky hook ups or dirty emails so if that is what your looking for you have stopped at the wrong blog!
So here’s me in a nut shell……….
Witty, wounded, flawed and beautiful. Lover of hour long baths, singing at the top of my lungs as I drive, believe the key to love is laughter, respect, honesty and a self built universe with only enough room for two. Clever and mischievous, dippy and brilliant, coward and warrior. Mother, friend, loyal and true. Wishes there were still heroes (and yes even the type that flies around in pajamas with a little red cape). Loves to run around in wife beater and boxers. Scared of the dark and will go into hysterics at the sight of a rat/mouse.. Divorced with battle wounds, addicted to play station 2, mountain dew icee’s and over sleeping. Terribly allergic to, alarm clocks and people with bad table manners. Finds liars, cheaters and little boys disguised as men to be unforgivable traitors and so will shoot on sight. Hopelessly in love with crime shows and horror movies. Will trade in a family member for a Brad Pitt look alike. Thankfully never had a weight problem hate exercise but will run if being chased. Infatuated with old school rules of a lady is a lady and a man a man. Southern bell, tom boy who loves to look like a woman! Dreamer who thinks the fact that you often have to face reality is simply unfair. Wuss when it comes to pain or blood. Will panic in case of an emergency (tornado, hurricane, Godzilla, etc.). Slightly nosey, utter romantic. Believe that there is nothing better then slow dancing. Be aware will eat in my sleep so there is a remote danger of waking with a cookie stuck to your forehead. Adore Christmas and believe it should be a law that everyone dress for Halloween. Can out do “man’s best friend” the dog in loyalty and faithfulness any day of the week (bring it on Fido).
Lost, my soul mate misplaced me somehow, convinced he has been eaten by rabid Gorilla in the jungle while conquering the world. Loves to be one of the guys, demands to be respected as THE girl. Does not need anyone to complete me, believes you are the only one who can make you happy, but others can make you unhappy and finally, hopelessly searching for you…that guy who has been holding out for me, the one who will make me fearless, introduce me to new adventures, protect me from old fears and be as thankful everyday that there is a “we” where there was once only a “me”.
There. Does that make sense?::peace: