confusion
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Sandra, d neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son,but u must promise?
not?to tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, d other neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times n d son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't dateany of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, u can date whoever u want. He isn't your father
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I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family
Down in Trinidad there was a family With much confusion as you will see A mama and a papa and a boy who was grown He wanted to marry and have a wife of his own
He found a girl, she suited him nice He went to his father to ask his advice His father said, "Son, I have to say no The girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family
Oh, then a week went by and the summer came down Soon the best girl on the island he found He went to his papa to make it a date His papa shook his head and to this, he did say "You can't marry that girl, I have to say no 'Cause the girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family
He went to his mama, he covered his head He told his mum what his father had said His mother, she laughed, she said, "Go man, go Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know"
Oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family
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i must say you're a super funny Bee..