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A joke for Friday Night (or any other night)!

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…My…House"!
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ChristinDew
ChristinDew●Toronto, Ontario Canada
Nov 15, 2013●64 Blogs●739 Comments
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laugh banana cheering
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Smartassss
Smartassss●Jakarta, Indonesia
Nov 15, 2013●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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doh frustrated
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GoDaniel
GoDaniel●Leominster, Massachusetts USA
Nov 15, 2013●71 Blogs●2,433 Comments
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It could have been worse..... He might have said, "Pay the bills"
doh grin laugh
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Circleofflame
CircleofflameOP●Winterfell, Georgia USA
Nov 16, 2013●2 Blogs●5 Comments
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ChristinDew, you have an absolutely hilarious profile!! It's much better than my Friday night joke!
One other thing, it could have been worse, I could have added another joke! You secretly know you wanted me too!
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francie2013
francie2013●Tangerang, Banten Indonesia
Nov 16, 2013●217 Comments
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doh cheers
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ChristinDew
ChristinDew●Toronto, Ontario Canada
Nov 16, 2013●64 Blogs●739 Comments
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Circle wine I could see how you enjoyed reading it grin
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Circleofflame
CircleofflameOP●Winterfell, Georgia USA
Nov 16, 2013●2 Blogs●5 Comments
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Okay Francie2013, what are you trying to tell me? I'm getting mixed signals! Ha!
Christindew, I ws still laughing about your profil when I woke up and thought about it this morning! I did enjoy it very much. I love to have a good laugh! That is a valuable tool you have; a great sense of humor!
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