Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm

At first thought, I didn't know whether to say that somebody is really, off-the-wall crazy, or you just need tolearn how to spell better.

I get a kick out of how people try to post memos on the bulletin or post signs, and can't spell worth a crack. They have big letters out so that everybody can see it, in big, bold type letters that is, and can't even spell the word 'the' sometimes.

What on earth is wrong with these people? They want to be demanding and can't spell worth a nickel and dime sandwich. I would have a hard time taking somebody serious in class, if they can't spell to good.

I saw this one title on some dating website from some lady. I'm sure she met, "Looking for Excitement". But instead, she put, "Looking for Excrement". What in the fiddler's toiletry was she thinking? I know she did not have dung on her mind at the time. Why didn't she check her spelling before she posted that?

She probably didn't have time to check it, because she had to go to the bathroom really bad to make an excrement. I didn't eat anything for about three days after I read that title.