Wouldn't it be funny...

Stevie Wonder did Van Halen's music?

Our reality life was like The Flintstones.

After in rained we got holes everywhere

Monkeys finally spilled out their secret: They could talk and they were the ones who created "the Hippie." That's right, Man!-the youth movement that began in the United States during the mid-1960s and spread around the world.

Scientists figure that the Sun isn't a star anymore. It's just a huge piece of "something" hot in the sky.

I'll try think of some funny stuff-if these weren't good enough.