HELP !!! I thought we were in the Noughties now.

I figured that seeing that we are in the noughties i would try a bit of internet dating and hope to meet someone worth while. I am sure a lot of you out there are like me and genuine. I never considered myself an oil painting but didn't think i needed to be put on mantle piece either to keep kids away fron the fire. So any help in what it is i am doing wrong would be great. All you Dublin men out there who are genuine please give me some hints on what i'm doing wrong. Don't worry i'm thick skined i can take it.