channel surfin'

you know whats really funny?i'm tryin to watch t.v.and it just starts flippin channels,like i'm sitting in the room with someone else who has a remote and we're just fighting over what to watch.back and forth.all day.i'll get really into a show and,BOOM.it changes,so by the time i fight with whatevers changing the channel,part of the dialogue is gone and i'm lost.here i am cussin to myself and throwing that foam brick and all.i'm like those dudes on that gamefly commercial.no ones in the house when it happens,and no one lives close enough to me to cross signals.i'm out in the country.maybe the wolves down the way in their little field have dish or somethin.but it kinda creeps you out in the middle of the night.WTF?