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The answer to a age old question What do women really want? ...Well it goes like this I reckon...	748	8	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
If you been single for ages Like me, there is obvisously, something, terrible wrong with you... (exclude the very mature (as in old) viewers) You got two ch...	843	17	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
Mr Lover Lover Well I can tell you what another life is worth...yep a whole 25 bucks, thats it. You see it is illegal to sell your semen here, so you must donate it...	848	13	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 18
Oh wow, it's a shooting star Someone told me long ago to make a wish when ever you see a shooting star cross the night sky...so, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish...	946	12	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
My Ninja 1000R Shes now a 324kw, six speed, turbo, weighing in at 180kg and the max speed shes gone with Nos is 399km per hour, her best 1/8 is 4.831 seconds, her be...	833	7	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
"I'm going to fine you $400" he said "Yeah, and where did you fine that"...I said to the policeman. "Oooh and it looks like your registration has lasped also, so thats an extra $100 onto...	1,055	22	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
An odd relationship? Now you can't tell me lois lanes womb can handle supermans baby, like superman would probably shoot a load straight through her back, for starters...a...	815	5	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 21
This site dose work... it's just you!!! I could have been riding off into the sunset with my lady in tow, a long time ago. But fear, yes fear of history repeating it self scares the hell ou...	792	7	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	14 hrs ago

Grandmas band from driving-yeeha 92 and they just took her licence off her, I would have taking it off her a long time ago if I had my way, but she kept fluken her tests, soooo. It w...	901	2	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
The blog to be named later Kia ora, I am trying prayer, today I am going to pray to Jesus for us JESUS CHRIST, let these people love one another, Amen. .. now let us have...	749	3	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
Cross Examined By the third mail, we had an argument...yeah like she didn't even finish introducing herself and she went off into her own little world, where she rul...	744	9	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
We all need to return to the wild, to realise The thought of sitting around a campfire under a clear night sky, gazing up at the stars and listening to the sounds of the night is rejuvenating to s...	804	9	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 24
Let it rain!!! Please.. I know sunny days are all nice and all, but with well over a month without rain I see us heading into trouble here if it carrys on, streams are down t...	992	21	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 20
Rock College - frist lesson - LOVE Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone ca...	795	20	0	Feb 2013	Mar 2013	5 hrs ago
Inside Looking Out 23 motha 'beep' years I've been in locked down and the last four have been spent in solitary confinement. Now I'm about to be released, in one more ye...	429	2	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	13 hrs ago
Child Birth Video The following footage is very grahic in nature and viewers discretion is advised... Well, do you think a video should have been placed here or do y...	693	9	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 18
I want to kill the old me I've spring cleaned my profile so many times, I've actualy lost count. Now I relise I have to delete my account to rid myself of any past comments, f...	679	8	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 24
There's gonna be a bacon shortage, oneday!?!? ...and heres my reaction......	641	10	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 24
God, I am so sick of the neighbours For the second time this week, they were fighting, this time she smashed the windows on the house and he came running over to ask for help. "Shes crac...	883	27	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 23
Forbiddon fruit Oh yes, you still have it, and I have proof..You all know how it went,	887	7	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 20
4 Minutes is all it takes to find a partner Oh I am so exhausted after having to go though 17 dates in the one night, yes thats right 17 different women I managed to date in the one night and it...	608	13	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 20

Was up My best friend has finally let me down, his pathic performance last night, cost me my dignity or hers. I don't know why, but it just lost interest an...	656	14	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 20
Artificial Flowers I flowered myself this morning and you know what, I got all excited to open it and read my own message. Yes, Happy Valentine's Day Ru, from the hand....	558	9	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 23
I'm no good with women I'm better off on my own cause I get into trouble, I've been with women and it, well if you knew me, you would understand. I'm outa of love...:chee...	654	7	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 18
Okay, my house, my car and my life Yep, this is all about me, yes me!, me!, me!...I know I am gods gift to women and one of the greatest humans to ever walk this earth. Oh please, wher...	498	3	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	18 mins ago
Larger than life itself Now I've had a bit of time to think about it, the man with his colourful language was right. There's something wrong with all of us... :cra...	601	14	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 22
Don't worry..Be Happy ...	521	6	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 22
The luck ME: I was on my way, but the planes left engine started smoking and then caught on fire 20 minutes into the flight, so it had to turn around and retur...	423	8	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 22
Black and White Its Waitangi Day in Aotearoa....and its all about this document below. There is also a maori version written in our own language, and that is where t...	739	7	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 24
It's all down hill from here...I hope After yeeears of pushing a huge pile of lifes crap up the biggest, steepest, shittest mountain one knows of, I think I'm finally at the top looking do...	516	12	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 24
Aren't we lucky Yes, out of three million sperm cells and a single womens egg and alot of shitty nappys, we are here......	2,091	9	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 24

Living apart to be together I used to think living with a women was great fun, well it was, however, that was until the shit hit the fan oneday and splatted all over my peaceful...	507	8	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 23
Variety is the spice of life I couldn't care less weather you ugly, pretty, fat, skinny or got ten kids, you want some loving, I'm gonna give it, cause thats the kind of guy I am....	438	8	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 22
Romance B.C You women should count your lucky stars you were born in this era. I mean, a long, long time ago men used to capture their women from other villages a...	617	16	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 25
Thats it!!! I've sign up at the gym (finally), thats one giant step for this mankind, now I just need to go there. Okay, so what is the aim of going to a gym?...	472	6	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 24
I'm Just a Number and so is evething else Yep, we are living in a numbers world, numbers make the world spin. It starts off, "Oh sorry sir, you don't appear to be in our system, do you have y...	499	7	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 23
One world wide language - SMS Texing? What ever you believe separated the languages and made us all drift off into our separate little groups is up to you, but what if we all spoke the sam...	654	9	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 24
Dinner on the high seas The last date I had texed so furiously to her friends it felt like they were part of the date, they got a minute by minute account of what was going o...	496	5	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 22
Unemployed...and loving it What better life can one ask for, like you just got to wake up and you get paid, poor tax payers. We must be one of the few countrys left, where...	725	14	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 18
Elixir of Life So you would like to knock ten or so years off your overall looks, well I've found the one and only true youth potion that actualy works for the foreh...	463	3	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 22
Day 4368, of single life Thanks to the one women that F up my life and for altering my thoughts on all women kind. I'm not too worried though, like, there are alot of peopl...	467	6	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 18
Its written all over your face (& body) Someone said, a picture is worth a thousand words. Now I know they right, cause I hardly read what is written on a profile, I'm too busy looking at t...	826	22	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 24

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