Mr Lover Lover

Well I can tell you what another life is worth...yep a whole 25 bucks, thats it. You see it is illegal to sell your semen here, so you must donate it to the clinic if you wish to give it, of course the clinic pays for your petrol for you to get there, so thats where the $25 comes from.

Now I thought one would just turn up, give my name and give them a deposit and leave...it anit nothing like that...they test you, they probe your mind, they suss you right out...wow

They give you all the legal ramification and your obligations, and you must also meet all their criterias. This is before you even give them a sample.

Okay so I went to this clinic to see about freezing some assets (so to speak..lol) for future use. What I got was a pamplet, introducing me to the world of a sperm donnor. Now I'm just crazy enough to see this though as I see the good in this.

It will make couples and single women very very happy, I think. Next week I go in to see if I past the test, if I pass I give a sample and it gets tested there and then and stored (frozen) for up to six months and tested once again before use to make sure theres no infections presents.

You know, just because my lifes not the best at the moment, dosen't mean the rest of the world must follow suit.

Okay, what you make of that? laugh
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This is lousy as hell...

At least u should get a voucher to meet and handle a centerfold celebrity to pump it out somewhere.
Yes, that is true, it won't make it on its own, but it is one of the two major contributers to the overall process... tongue wave
I get it Bob, you still like the old values, the old ways...laugh wave
Oh and I like the threads bob...very coolwave
guadal, I just hope it don't take to long to give sample, I got other things to do that day too...wave
St Elmo
No charge???
Someone told me once ; If you`re good at something,don`t do it for free...laugh
Don't go to Cyprus and do this elmo, the goverment there will take 10% of your deposit...laugh cheers
Bob....is that how you attained the suit? Undeclared Extra mural income..
Ru...wave every cloud has a silver lining...so, this is a good time to lure some of them female Cyprians or Cypriots (whatever ??) from their island to new homes elsewhere...
And I don't know if you've had a squizz....thars gold in dem ladies der! grin cheers yay peace
I think selling your plasma at the local blood bank once per week would be a better deal. I did it when I was a teenager to pay for my cigarette habit (I don't smoke now).
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ru4evacheers are you using remote control method?grin
CuddlingSoul, I nearly try that once, but they had a huge F up here, yeah the idiots mixed up there lables to the blood, you had people fearing for their lives because they thought they had something they did not...good idea to give blood/plasma though, well now days it would be..wave
Bogart yes..laugh
Rubicon, oh Ok about crit...not to good at spelling anyway.
FIring blanks or wrong women?wave
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