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Partiro: Sorry if you have heard this before
One day, Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry,
when the driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it.
Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and
apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hour
later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of
wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.
Brian asks the driver what happened.
"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and
his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me!"
"Bloody hell - what did you tell them?"
"I just said 'Hi, I'm Brian Cowen's driver and I just killed the pig!'"
One day, Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry,
when the driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it.
Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and
apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hour
later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of
wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.
Brian asks the driver what happened.
"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and
his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me!"
"Bloody hell - what did you tell them?"
"I just said 'Hi, I'm Brian Cowen's driver and I just killed the pig!'"
If only!!!!
good one!
Brilliant! 
Irishminx: Brilliant!
What are you doin' up?
Git to bed young lady, wouldn't want to see you draggin' yer butt around here tomorrow, and my arms ain't long enough to hold it up.
Good joke too
kidatheart: What are you doin' up?
Git to bed young lady, wouldn't want to see you draggin' yer butt around here tomorrow, and my arms ain't long enough to hold it up. Good joke too
Git to bed young lady, wouldn't want to see you draggin' yer butt around here tomorrow, and my arms ain't long enough to hold it up. Good joke too
You can hold me up anytime Harry
Am still up.......just had boiled egg and toast!
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One day, Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry,
when the driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it.
Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and
apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hour
later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of
wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked.
Brian asks the driver what happened.
"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and
his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me!"
"Bloody hell - what did you tell them?"
"I just said 'Hi, I'm Brian Cowen's driver and I just killed the pig!'"