Lets get married (38)
So all you want is someone legal with two hands and legs. When are we getting married?
trapr: So all you want is someone legal with two hands and legs. When are we getting married?
Well, how it popped into my head is that I booked my tickets to Vegas today, with the girls. And well, Vegas is a 'tie the knot' spot but I don't have a knot to tie, if you get me....All Im short is the man-
He must be here somewhere?
kg95326: I want to get married. ASAP
So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
Well thats the best offer I've had for ages so count me in So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
kg95326: Well, how it popped into my head is that I booked my tickets to Vegas today, with the girls. And well, Vegas is a 'tie the knot' spot but I don't have a knot to tie, if you get me....All Im short is the man-
He must be here somewhere?
He must be here somewhere?
Damn, I put myself out on a plate and you reject me
A mate of mine got married over there without telling anyone. He was going out with the girl for a year or so beforehand. Possibly a good way to do it. Very little hassle.
I'm so heading down the road of bigamy
Ye're just all soooooooooo tempting!! 
!
Wouldn't it be an ideal world if it were legal to marry (share the love with) multipple people
I'd settle for the one consenting man right now though
Ye're just all soooooooooo tempting!!
!Wouldn't it be an ideal world if it were legal to marry (share the love with) multipple people
I'd settle for the one consenting man right now though
trapr: Damn, I put myself out on a plate and you reject me
A mate of mine got married over there without telling anyone. He was going out with the girl for a year or so beforehand. Possibly a good way to do it. Very little hassle.
A mate of mine got married over there without telling anyone. He was going out with the girl for a year or so beforehand. Possibly a good way to do it. Very little hassle.
Look thats fine. If you can pluck up the courage that is...........
kg95326: I want to get married. ASAP
So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
Oh right you wanted to meet me earlier now your going to marry someone else
If ya sign a pre-nup, Ill consider it....I dont want you takin half of me comics, and my collectible Action Man figures, when we divorce.... 
lovaboy: If ya sign a pre-nup, Ill consider it....I dont want you takin half of me comics, and my collectible Action Man figures, when we divorce....
They'll be no pre- nups
Cheek of ya, I'll make you throw them out willingly (If I marry you that is, are you free to come to Vegas?)
kg95326: They'll be no pre- nups
Cheek of ya, I'll make you throw them out willingly (If I marry you that is, are you free to come to Vegas?)
Cheek of ya, I'll make you throw them out willingly (If I marry you that is, are you free to come to Vegas?)
I dont do Elvis ceremonies...sorry....
kg95326: I want to get married. ASAP
So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!
You could just join my harem instead.
lovaboy: I dont do Elvis ceremonies...sorry....
You're missing out
kg95326: oh, fill me in!
haha
haha
Fill you in or fill you up
i do even bought a nic cage suit out of honeymoon in vegas
well id go but then my ears are very sensitive to all the nagging a married man gets
tallaght_guy: well id go but then my ears are very sensitive to all the nagging a married man gets
Ah they only get nagged if they deserve it.
The trick is to do as your told the first time...without whinging!!! Then we won't have reason to nag will we?
Ooh I'm gonna pay for that!!
joe25266: Girl don't do it. Marry in haste repent in leisure.
Advertise for a new puppy instead. Say Marlay and Me tonight. A film you should watch before taking any step like that.
Joe
Advertise for a new puppy instead. Say Marlay and Me tonight. A film you should watch before taking any step like that.
Joe
Read the book, its good, sad though.
Now now, what we're you doing in the cinema watching a chick flick like that???
WHO'S THE LADY????!
wexlady41: Ah they only get nagged if they deserve it.
The trick is to do as your told the first time...without whinging!!! Then we won't have reason to nag will we?
Ooh I'm gonna pay for that!!
The trick is to do as your told the first time...without whinging!!! Then we won't have reason to nag will we?
Ooh I'm gonna pay for that!!
Even that doesnt work every time now does it
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So, I might do a Jodie Marsh on it and go publically recruiting a husband.
This can be done in whatever manner, Im not fussy. He must be these three things:
Male, over the legal age limit and owner of two hands and legs......
So, have I a chance or what lads/ ladettes?
Oh forgot to say, I've had two bottles of wine already and still guzzling, let the smart comments begins!