A new record low in highway deaths this year. Since gasoline is so high and the number of cars is down to 428, the death rate is expected to drop next year also. We are sad to report though that sidewalk deaths are over 300 a week. Today a man stopped to tie his shoe and was trampled to death and there was a 78 human pile up. Traffic on the sidewalk was delayed over four hours as Abulance draggers pulled the injured to local hospitals.....the doctors arrived a couple of hours later. Local crimes such as hub cap stealing and rim stealing have been overshadowed by the rise in the theft of shoes and socks. Shoes with spinner heals are the most stolen due to the fad and higher prices at pawn shops.
That is all for this update...stay tune for more later by random reporters.
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We are sad to report though that sidewalk deaths are over 300 a week. Today a man stopped to tie his shoe and was trampled to death and there was a 78 human pile up. Traffic on the sidewalk was delayed over four hours as Abulance draggers pulled the injured to local hospitals.....the doctors arrived a couple of hours later.
Local crimes such as hub cap stealing and rim stealing have been overshadowed by the rise in the theft of shoes and socks. Shoes with spinner heals are the most stolen due to the fad and higher prices at pawn shops.
That is all for this update...stay tune for more later by random reporters.